AlphaMaleChicago's Massage Reviews (60)

I've been to AlphaMaleChicago several times, and every time it is just what I need. The experience is always a balanced mix of therapeutic & sensual that always feels just right. If you check him out you'll find the experience to be well worth the effort.

It has been many years since I had a 4 handed massage, so I was happy to see that a favorite of mine, AlphaMaleChicago, was doing 4 hands. And I was REALLY happy to see he was doing them with Patrick_Chicago.

When I arrived I was warmly greeted by handsome Alpha, and introduced to equally handsome Patrick. I was offered water and we chatted briefly before settling into the massage. The room was very comfortable with a professional massage table and nice atmosphere. Their four hands worked magically in sync — I could not tell who was doing a specific part of my body! It was pure Heaven and I found myself completely relaxed by the end. The conversation was perfect and I loved being the center of attention with these beautiful men. A added bonus is that they are definitely not clock watchers! I could not have asked for a better 4 handed experience!

Trust me, book your session now.

JD is simply the best: welcoming, kind, easy to be with, intelligent, and gives the most thoroughly enjoyable massage. It's so easy to drift away and leave all you troubles on the table. Deserves the highest of praise he's received. Thanks, JD!

I have been to JD multiple times, and he never fails to deliver. He always opens greets me with a warm hello, a big smile and a friendly hug! As for the session, it is amazing!! The setup is relaxing, the pressure is perfect, and the interaction sublime… I never want our time together to end! The fact that he is very handsome is an added bonus! Plus he is the nicest guy around who never watches the clock. Do yourself a favor and book an appointment with JD — you will not regret your time with this s-e-x-y gem!

I've seen Josh so many times in the past 2-3 years. He's always friendly and make you feel right at home. The massage is always good with a very good routine that will not miss a spot. He's also very generous utilizing his body to enhance the experience.
I would definitely recommend Josh.

Two years passed before I could arrange time and space to once again receive the perfect skills of JD on his table. The reality of the 7-hour round trip drive to do so last week melted away during his attentions, as did massive amounts of stress and everyday-concerns. Honestly? Two hours with this gent are like a two-week vacation. As far as he is concerned, once you are the focus of his talents, the world consists of only you two. Gentlemanly and respectful, while also one of the dirtiest dogs imaginable. What a combo!

I have seen Josh several times and each time is better than the last. He is a master in giving a massage. Excellent technique, great location and a great guy. Highly recommend.

A long overdue post as have been lucky to be a client & fan for nearly two years. Words cannot adequately describe the experience JD provides but AWESOME comes pretty close. Just try to get an appointment - you will never regret it. He is a caring & nurturing man of many talents and always look forward to our next meeting. Thanks, JD 😉

It has all been written so many times before. I agree with everything that has been said, and you will too. The massage is spectacular by every measure, and the whole experience, from start to finish is fantastic.

Just read all of JD's amazing reviews, and then treat yourself to the massage experience of your life. Thanks JD. You are simply the best!

Excellent massage with JD. He is very much in tune with your body and makes sure to take care of areas that need attention because of stress, workouts, running (in my case), etc. His place is very clean and inviting and he is a gracious host. I highly recommend JD.

I met JD for the first time today. Whenever you meet a massage therapist for the initial visit, you never know what to expect. JD met me at the door with a wide smile and made me feel very welcomed. He proceeded to give me an excellent massage. He eventually moved from mild to a little wild, which I throughly enjoyed. He is a stunning, handsome man. He is friendly, warm, and made sure I was enjoying my session. I would highly recommend him. Can’t wait to see him again. Thanks again JD!

OMG What a fabulous experience. 90 mins of pure bliss. JD takes his time and explores every inch of your body. His pics do not do him justice, he is MUCH better looking in person. Can't wait to come back. I left a new man!

I had an outstanding massage with JD while in Chicago for business. Not only are his pictures accurate, but all his reviews turned out to be 100% true. He gives an erotic masssge that is a true massage and truly erotic. A genuinely nice guy who is also handsome, hot, highly skilled with his hands, and full of surprises. I only wish I lived in town so I could see him on a regular basis.

For the record the amount paid ($175) was what JD charged for 2 hrs which was far too reasonable. Total I paid with well deserved tip was $260.

JD is the first masseur I have used on RentMasseur.com and I my experience was "top notch" From the moment he opens the door with a smile and warm greeting to the end when he gives you a warm hug good bye. He is professional, great conversationalist, caring, and intuitive in his massage skills. I have had back issues for years and this was one of the best massages I have ever had in my years using massage therapists. He also has an amazing intuitive sensual/erotic touch which will leave you glowing. Trust me. Overall, the entire experience from the greeting to the massage, to the sensual touch, and the warm good bye far exceeded the masseurs I have used in the past. Look forward to my next visit. Thank you JD for the experience.

This dude is Awesome, Amazing, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I have had the pleasure of being a return client for the over a year now. This man knows his stuff. He’s great at putting you at ease right away upon meeting him. I felt like I could talk with him on any topic, what ever popped into mind. His hands and technique are intuitive, he even will incorporate some stretching. I swear I could melt like butter just half way through a session. By the time I’m done, a shower is very much required. I do my best to see this gentleman/masseuse once a month. You will not be wasting your time. Thank you, thank you, thank you sir!

Took a year or two to finally connect with JD, but well worth the wait! From thoroughly therapeutic to extremely erotic, all bases were covered. Very satisfied client here. Just a great time!

JD was one of the best massages I have had. He really knows his stuff and gives you his all. Great conversation. Amazing massage table (one of the most comfy), and s**y. Afterwards he gave me a drink and offered a shower. A plus!

Totally a good time. Took care of every part of your body. Sessions were never rushed.

JD is the real deal and very skilled. The massage was great. Don't just take my word for it. Schedule an appointment with him today! I will be back for another one soon. Thanks again JD!

Had a great time. Very very down to earth. Made my body do things I didn't think it could do. If I could afford it I would book a massage every day.

JD is a master class in couples massage!

My girlfriend and I have had two couples massages with JD.

We both highly recommend JD. He is very professional, has a clean and calm massage environment, sets an easy relaxed atmosphere, and delivered an awesome erotic experience for both of us.

Trust me, my girlfriend is very particular and demands only the best. JD will meet and exceed any requirements a lady (or guy) might possibly have.

We picked JD because he had the best reviews on this site. We looked at 50+ masseurs. Emailed a dozen and then selected JD. His reviews are more than accurate. You will be surprised and delighted throughout your time with JD.

We were both continually treated with respect, my girlfriend was immediately put at ease, and we both had a wonderful, fun, sexy, intensely erotic, and totally relaxing time.

JD is a true master at building erotic tension thought out the couples massage for both male and females. By the end of the massage you both totally relaxed and are left hoping for yet another hour of massage bliss.

If you are looking for a couples massage that delivers way more than all you could ask for look no farther than JD. You will be delighted you did as you will immediately begin to plan your next visit.

I felt at ease upon walking in. The massage was fantastic with amazing pressure and was the best massage I’ve probably had in years. A wonderful combination of techniques and I was super relaxed for the rest of the day

I didn’t think my second massage could be better than my first but I was wrong. It was even better! Great hands, great conversation and just so relaxing and pleasurable. Do your selves a favor guys and check him out. Thanks again! Can’t wait to come back. You set the gold standard in massages!!

Fantastic. Good vibe. Exactly what I needed.