AndyCoxXx's Massage Reviews (47)

Hey there, Raymond. You rock! Another last minute massage (those are the best)! It was a pleasure to work on you & speak about your craft, which is also my 1st love (MUSIC). I'll let you know in advance when I'm Djing again. And com back to my table for more! See you again.

Hi, Terry. Thanks for the last minute appointment. I was elated to work on you for the hour (which we further extended to two). Happy that I was able to target the tightness you were experiencing in your upper body (shoulders, back) & therefore relax you.
I know you're from AZ, but if you're still going to continue to make more visits to FTL, I'd love to continue to work with (on) you.

Your new friend,
Andy C.

Joe, it definitely was last minute, and as usual, I was able to accommodate, as work is important to me. Actually, it was about 30 minutes from the phone call till your arrival. Don't hesitate to CALL again. And don't forget, I'm available 24/7 by phone call, NEVER text. Thanks for calling.

Here's to seeing you in the near future.

Andy

Matt, Matt, Matt. As we discussed the next day on the phone, it was a year (to the day) that you last saw me. How spooky is that? When you messaged me last night "it's Matt - i need a massage badly," you were at home (coming from Delray) in under an hour. And I know we started out with Japanese massage music, but once you shared your go-to artist (MJ!), it was ON!

A clarification, I worked on you for 2 hours, not three... oopsise-doopsie.

Anyway, let's not wait exactly a year between sessions again. Not wishing you bad karma, just wishing you think of me the next time you need a reset.

Again, thanks for the review, Matt. They do help.

Stop with the accolades (secretly, keep 'em coming!), Phil. In all honesty, though, just doing my job. Trying to satisfy the men, one at a time.

You know, service with a smile, and all that. Come back for seconds... and if you're not too full, thirds.

All joking aside, it was awesome that you followed your gut & decided to try me out.
And sorry (not sorry) about your old guy moving, but I'm not going anywhere... just saying (hint, hint).

Experience more. Looking forward to it.

Bill, true to your word, you reached out to me, as promised, the day after you arrived back home in FTL from your NYC vacay & had me come to you for an out call.
First of all, thanks for CALLING ME to set it up. I'm just not looking to waste my day away with back & forth text tag. And I appreciate your candor in understanding that. Second, it was an absolute pleasure to have worked on you. I hope I did a great service, especially in regards to your most recent knee surgery.

And remember what we discussed about the comforts of an evening out call massage; you get to crawl in bed after!

In the future, don't wait more than six months before deciding to reward your body (again), CALL ME! I'll be more than happy to do a repeat (even a three-peat)! 'Til next time...

Brian, I logged in to the site a few hours ago & saw an email from rentmasseur that stated someone had posted a review.

Let's just say, shock & surprise were 2 words that came to mind!
I truly appreciate you taking time out of your Sunday to post about your experience w/ me earlier this afternoon. Especially as it totally contradicts a previous, and rather, negative (unwarranted) review posted by someone .
Your experiences pretty much mirrored each other, with the exception of me NOT playing music for you this time, unlike the last visit (May, 2023).

Also, it's part of my job to make sure everything is to your liking & that I'm doing what needs to be done to make you feel better than you did when you arrived.

We'll meet, yet again, my friend.

Richard, you're writing a 1-star review because I'm in a hotel room that you'd deemed a messy space? With neatly folded clothes on a closet shelf? A bed that's made up? Was my room not big enough for your liking? You didn't like seeing my oils on the island? Was the hotel room bathroom too small for you?
It's an EXTENDED STAY! A hotel room with a kitchen & bed in the same space.
Not a friggin' apartment or house.
Really?

And you weren't happy that I was taking sips of tea (more than once) & that I walked away from the table for less than 10 seconds to add water to it (one time)? Or that I set down my metal Yeti on a wooden dresser (loudly, to you) & also had to go to the bathroom to try to piss, but nothing came out & that I made a statement about it?
Like you've NEVER, EVER had to get up off a table to pee during a massage? Like, EVER? Or had to take a sip of water (or tea, or coffee) because your mouth is dry? You've NEVER, EVER, spoken during a massage?
EVER?

REALLY?!

And my being "clock-conscious" w/ a "you only have one more minute" was because YOU initially only booked ONE hour (you told me during our phone calls prior that you had to meet a friend after), yet YOU were taking extra time trying to c*m well past the 60 minutes that YOU, (yes YOU) scheduled.

You also didn't even offer to pay for more time because YOU couldn't come. You wanted me to keep stroking you anyway & go over your scheduled time.
REALLY?

You need to remember that we do that as a COURTESY for you. We don't have to, but guess what?IT'S EXPECTED.
Imagine if it wasn't offered, you'd still find a way to complain that you while you were given a massage, you'd whine that said person "didn't take the time to get me off."

And be even more truthful. You didn't pay me just pay me $130. You actually tipped me an additional $20, so you paid $150 (I have the Venmo receipt to back it up). Why tip if it's such a "bad" performance?

Why so bitter?

Pardon my French, but, GURL 👋!

B (to protect your secret identity!), I appreciate that you followed through & wrote about your last minute experience with me on my last night in ATL. What a welcoming presence you are. Oh, and a sneaky 😈, too. Didn’t know you had that in you. Surprised me 😉!

We shall cross paths upon my next visit (I’ll be passing through in mid-July).

Jason, I'd like to thank you for finally taking time out of your schedule to get on my table & I'm also happy you were pleased with the service I provided. Looking forward to the next one.

Save the kids!

Dave, this review took me by surprise.
It was totally unexpected.
I appreciate the fact that you showed up & took time out of your life to spend with me. As I always state, I'm 100% "Hugs, NOT DRUGS!"
And one doesn't get answers if they don't ask questions. Your comfort is numero uno.
I'm also elated you enjoyed the "interactive."
And FYI, your picture on your account doesn't do you justice at all. You are equally handsome in person.

Thanks for writing about your experience with me & looking forward to the next time our paths cross, be it DC, or even Fort Lauderdale, should you decide to come visit.

Rather than use your 1st name, I'll address you by your initial.

S, when one is 6'4" at 200 lbs & looks like you, that "connect" is DEFINITELY going to be there! Makes me want to come back to Columbus every month now, but I fear both of our budgets couldn't sustain such a thing, so let's absorb this moment now. Should I return to Columbus again before you arrive in FTL for vacation this coming fall, rest assured there'll be a Round Deux!

You're the ideal massage client. Cordial, courteous, gracious. Thanks for the adulations.

And see you soon!

Hey, B. This review is totally unexpected! Thanks for being gracious enough to leave one. They help a great deal. It was my pleasure to have you on my table. And thanks for coming to experience an hour of your time with me. I strive to make sure one's time is not wasted on me. Should I paths cross again, look me up.

Hey, Ben. I'd like to thank you for taking time out of your schedule to make an appointment with me. When I make a return trip to Philly, I'll keep you abreast & have you on my table again, tout suite.

Well, well, well, Michael (or Mikey, 'cuz "He likes it...he likes it!"). Repeat away! Next time, book for more time, but I can understand why you couldn't, since you've got a busy day before your flight to Europe tomorrow evening. All the same, thanks for taking time out of your otherwise packed schedule to make time & see me beforehand. 'Til we meet again.

Hey, Karl. Thanks for the inspiring reply. Happy you felt relaxed on my table in Memphis today. And per our conversation, I hope these protests this evening don’t deter guys from trying to spend some time with me to otherwise relax. Also, I believe there’s something from your review I’d like to clarify, as I don’t want to confuse anyone. You accidentally stated that our session was booked for 175 min, which translates to just five minutes shy of 3 hours. That was an oversight. You were actually only on my table for 1 hour. Just sayin’. Anyway, it was nice to meet you & I’ll be sure to make you aware of my next visit to Memphis. Again, thank you.

1st of all, you reached out to me around 7 AM. I was still halfway asleep. Second, you got lost with the directions I gave you & you were running late. Also, I just got connected the Echo for the 1st time ever yesterday in the living room & I had explained to you that even though I had music in the massage room (it’s not a bedroom, as there is no bed in the room), that the CD was only 60 minutes & you booked 90 minutes, so I played the music from the living room & played the artist you requested (Sade). And as far as being a “chatter,” there’s a simple solution for that; you ask me not to talk. And you never booked 165 min. Do your math. That’s 2 hours & 45 minutes. You booked NINETY MINUTES. 1.5 hours. 1 hour, 30 minutes.

Finally, I’ve only been in the house 4 months. So, no, no waterfalls. No candles. Yet. I’m not trying to burn my house down. And no “desktop” table.

And you forgot to mention, I offered you a cold bottle of water when you were done.

Karl, thanks for rearranging your schedule to make time for my table. And don’t forget; “Your hips don’t lie.” Also, isn’t it great to find out about positions you never knew your body could be put in? And comfortably, to boot? That said, this review is actually a surprise. Thanks for taking the time to write these kind words. More importantly, you’re welcome. Till we meet again.

Ray, I’m pretty observant. After noticing the many times you’ve viewed my ad in the past & your finally making time to hop on my massage table, well, that was gratification personified! I’m happy you felt better after. Anytime you need those kinks worked out call me, day or night, doesn’t matter what time. Have table, will travel. And, more importantly, you’re welcome! 😉

This is for Ric without a K; it’s gratifying to run into a complete stranger & within a day of meeting that person & their finding out that I do this for a living, they make a unilateral decision to get on my table, then after shared time together, take the time to commend you for your craft. To that, I say “Thank you!” I’ll contact you the next time I’m in Dallas & we’ll repeat (maybe three-peat?) this experience.

Chuck, much appreciate your words of elation. I strive to provide the best experience that I can. Before you know it, the sun’ll be out & I’ll be back in good ole Nashville Hot! Soon.