Ephraim's Massage Interview
Do you remember your first client ? Tell us something about that first day when you decided to be a Masseur!
First Client was a little lost; what could I have done for the Guy? I kindly directed him to mapquest.
Some people say that being a Masseur is addictive. Would you miss your Masseur days ?
Some people say that what some people say really should not even be repeated/considered even saying.
Do you consider yourself a successful Masseur?
No, there is always room for improvement.
Masseurs who self award themselves with 🏆 should simply go get therapy.
Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like your clients to absolutely know about you?
Since lying takes up alot of energy, I just pretend to communicate telepathically (with a cat on my shoulder) I love Siamese Cats, but they can buy me a Bengal Male kitty (kitten)! But just 1, my Roommate already has 2 cats. They're kinda like Timon and Pumba.
How would you like someone that contacts you for a massage to feel when they leave?
Bettah than evah!
What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Pretend I'm doing something.
Why did you become a Masseur?
Dunno, just happened.
What advice would you give to someone who wants to be a Masseur?
Really? Honey bubu You gotta know what Your talkin' about (with a wink).
What distinguishes you from all the other Masseurs?
I don't crack backs; people are savages!
Domesticated Homo Sapiens (or Sapien) we've all (¿all?) become domesticated... (dramatic tear). ♥️ .
How long have you been a Masseur and how long do think you'd like to continue?
Oumaigá! Too long! Well, I guess not long enough hehehe.
Massage Therapy will help (those who value it) regulate hormones, bodily functions will be at their best, body movements will be normal.
There is so much from Ancient Egypt that we've misunderstood, the worst part is that there is so much misinformation -YAY!- regarding:
-touch
-intention
-energy tranSfer
How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?
I'll know when I die, life is about (really?) trying, diverting and not dying.
How do you like clients to feel about the experience when they leave?
As... if... easing... into... a new/better rythm of motion and into all kinds of good types of Feng Shuei. Especially to the ones I really get to develop a care for.
Is extensive training necessary for a Masseur in order to be successful?
Not extensive but intensive mental training. America *Soft Wears* minds to vacuum others' energy/power.
Karma's always on the good side though♥️!