Hanzie_Joe's Massage Reviews (8)

Just experienced the best massage of my life from Joe. He was so easy to schedule with, he was prompt on our planned time, and an all around genuinely nice person. It was so easy to quickly feel comfortable around Joe. That comfort level was conducive to the full enjoyment of the massage process. I would highly recommend him and I look forward to another session. (Note: Although I marked the actual session time and time booked the same, I actually have no clue. I was so lost in the massage that I didn’t look at the time until much later after Joe left and I had showered.)

Joe, On time, easy to chat with. Great set of hands on this guy. Had me drifting off to sleep. Not rushed at all. Took good care of my Knots. Good attention to my feet and stretched my legs and arms also. Relaxed upon him leaving and best sleep in weeks! He will be hearing from me again.

Don't think twice about booking Joe. Joe was on time and immediately made me feel at ease. Having an outcall massage is not something I normally book but I highly recommend Joe. He is extremely professional and pays attention to the details - like clean sheets, towels, and wonderful oils and lotions. I booked a 90 min deep tissue massage plus manscaping. He is extremely professional about the areas of the body you need trimmed or shaved. I have now had two sessions with Joe and look forward to many more. Please do not hesitate about booking Joe - You will not be disappointed!!

Joe is a very pleasant guy. He made me feel very comfortable in his presence. We chatted about this and that and he manscaped upon my request before he gave me the most extraordinary massage. Joe did not rush with the massage and made sure I am comfortable.
I can strongly recommend him if you are looking for a masseuse. I will definitely see him again very soon

Joe showed up on time and was set up in no time. He asked about any trouble areas. Asked if I was comfortable. He has great hands and worked all the stress out. He took his time and made sure I was totally satisfied. He really exceeded my expectations. I was hesitant about having an outcall. But he was amazing and I could shower off and relax in my own home when he was done. I will definitely be calling him again.

Joe was a very pleasant and intuitive massage. I told him specifically where my concerns were and he made sure to accommodate. He also booked me with relativley short notice which is important in my career. I would highly recommend him to anyone. Thank you Joe!

Because I am careful about whom I invite into my home, I asked Joe if he'd be open to meeting first on neutral turf and we'd see how we hit it off. It just so happened that when I asked, he was not too far from my neighborhood, so we met at Starbucks and got to know each other. Thanks to his warm and gentlemanly demeanor, I felt comfortable right away. A bit later, I texted him to schedule a manscaping + massage appointment for the following week. The following evening, I endured a grueling three-hour dance rehearsal and woke up the next morning with my whole body in knots. I texted him to ask if there were any possibility of seeing him that day instead of waiting until the next week. He happened to be traveling to my part of the city again, and very kindly rearranged his entire schedule to accommodate me. Well, let me tell you: It was as if a personal portable spa had arrived at my house! He brought literally EVERYTHING he needed to give me a beautiful trimming followed by a thorough, excellent, rejuvenating massage. In truth, the manscaping alone was relaxing enough. Combined with the massage, though--pure heaven. He is such a nice man, too; very easy to be with, conversant, friendly, good sense of humor, and handsome. Treat yourself to his SUPERB services!

I had some back pain from a work related injury and not only did Joe to an incredible job relieving my back pain but he has outstanding hands that made me feel completely relaxed. He’s also extremely handsome which is a great bonus. I can’t wait to schedule with him again in the future.