LeopardTherapy's Massage Interview
Do you consider yourself a successful Masseur?
Not yet, I have only very recently realized my soul's calling as a body worshipper. This is only the beginning...
Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like your clients to absolutely know about you?
Psychedelics have played a profound and pivotal role in my development as a human being and my journey toward self-actualization (especially regarding being gay). These ancient and sacred medicines are tools that have helped forge me into a love-spreading, deeply empathetic, nature-loving hippy who wants everyone to be happy, find inner peace, and truly feel love and love themselves. I'm sure they facilitated this life path of pursuing massage therapy and body worship/service.
I am also currently studying psychedelic neuroscience for my master's program, so I am aware of this field of study and its potential from an academic and scientific perspective. I'd also like to note that they are not for everyone, and I am not suggesting everyone use them. If you're curious, I will point you to the documentaries "Fantastic Fungi" and "How to Change Your Mind," both on Netflix, where people much smarter than myself can illuminate ya!
What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?
In my free time, I play rugby (International Gay Rugby—lots of sweaty, beefy men piling on top of each other) and beach volleyball. I love live music (concerts, festivals, raves), doing whatever fun thing with friends, podcasts/audiobooks, gym/sauna, keeping up on the latest scientific research (typically psychedelic neuroscience and physiology, though it's all fascinating), games (tabletop RPG, board, video, lawn), immersing myself in nature (kayaking, camping, foraging, hunting), and exploring various altered states of consciousness, though I find enjoyment in virtually most activities!
How do you like clients to feel about the experience when they leave?
Bliss, ecstasy, a metamorphosis, like they just experienced something holy or sacred, a hedonic ritual that has paid tribute to the gods of hedonism and brought us closer to the divine.
What distinguishes you from all the other Masseurs?
My fun one is that I was born with a single testicle! Though, like the rest of us, I was self-conscious in high school and had a prosthetic ball put in at 18. Doc said it was the biggest prosthetic they had, and it still pales in comparison to the size of my "super-ball", which had to double in size to make up for hormone production. So you will notice my ballsack is lopsided, and the smaller "ball" will feel harder. I often find myself fondling it which feels great.
Another unique and personal pursuit of mine is that I'm trying to gain more fur (body hair)— a "fur gainer," if you will. It's a body modification that is rarely discussed, but it is possible, and there are various strategies.
As for the actual massage, it doesn't seem like many masseurs are familiar with or provide Nuru, which is my one and only specialty. I am not trained in other forms of massage and am not particularly interested in the other styles at this time, though I would like to be competent in them all eventually. My affinity is mostly Nuru-based for now.
How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?
My major travel locations at this time are Minneapolis, Chicago, St. Louis, Greenbay, and Columbus, and dates will be listed on my profile if they are upcoming. My pipe dream is an RV or bus outfitted as a mobile massage studio, but considering my net worth, that is not really feasible for the foreseeable future.
One of the major appeals of this job is the ability to travel and explore the world while also sustaining my livelihood. I would love to experience new people, places, and cultures abroad. If you want a travel companion, I'd be an entertaining mate!
I also recently had the realization I would like to go to Japan to study Nuru at its source, I could use a sponsor!
Why did you become a Masseur?
Pleasuring others nourishes my heart and soul and makes me feel like I have a purpose and am doing something meaningful and good for the world.