ArtieMasseur's Massage Reviews (32)

My experience with Artie covered all of my therapeutic and sensual needs. He was very respectful and caring throughout the session and it made it very easy to relax under his warm touch. I would highly recommend his services, especially if you're looking for a short break from exploring London. I felt refreshed after meeting with him and will definitely be returning to visit him whenever I am back here. Thanks again!

Artie is amazing at his craft. I have had a myriad of different massages and he has be one of the only ones to fully destress and relax me.

He expertly worked at the knots in my back and rid me of the tension I've carried in my shoulders for a long time.

He is a friendly and down to earth person that can hold a great conversation.

If you are in any doubts about whether you should book with him please do as you won't regret it!

Artie will leave you on a cloud without a care.

I will deffo be back time and time again!

Artie is the best masseur I have ever been to. His hands find the tight spots like magic! He is super courteous and caring. The tantric work is just icing on the cake. You will also get a top notch massage.

The experience was first-rate - from the ease of booking a session, to the impeccable studio and soothing music, to the positive energy and skill Artie brought to the massage. He found knots which I didn’t know existed and released them with the perfect mix of strength and sensuality. At moments I felt he enjoyed giving the massage as much as I enjoyed receiving it - which only heightened my pleasure. What sweet talent. I will definitely return.

Artie has to be the best. He has that rare combination of a 5 star technical & sensual masseur with a completely delightful personality. From my first contact with him he was warm, friendly & accommodating then in the massage that followed his fingers found knots and trigger points I never knew I had. That combined with a sensual flowing technique made for a perfect massage. The fact he is often fully booked says it all. I just hope this review doesn't make it more difficult to get a massage! Great massage, great guy!

Artie is just very good at what he does - very very good. The initial massage was really skilled and he knew where to find my knotted points and how much pressure to apply. Almost agony!
The more intense part of the massage was unforgettable. Good to watch his video before so you know what to expect and what his boundaries are. Doesn't mean you won't yearn to touch and kiss this lovely man. That's just the way it is!
I'll be back.

Wow I’d forgotten how fabulous a massage with Artie is. He’s so lovely and friendly as a person and then when the massage begins it’s so gloriously intimate from the very beginning and just grows and grows to the wonderful ending. He’s special.

I don’t often leave reviews but I do read them, so I had to tell you reading this that Artie is, without doubt, the best massage therapist I have been to.
He is friendly, professional and excels at what he does. There’s a natural ease to the way he works, he instinctively knows exactly where to apply the right pressure and is the most effective at releasing the knots in my back and shoulders. I really appreciate his attention to detail, especially the music playlist.
Artie has developed this holistic sensual experience, unlike any other I have found, that is focused completely on you receiving the full benefit of his expert technique and skills. The result is extraordinary and I still feel the effects days after.
So if you are thinking about booking with Artie all I can say is, do it!

This is my third massage with Artie and the massages just get even better.

The first thing you will notice is that Artie has a really great energy about him. Believe me, if you are nervous then please go as he has such a warm personality; it will make you super relaxed around him.

Artie is very handsome too. His eyes and his hair make him look so naturally sexy.

His massage is amazing. I lay on the massage table and let myself be pampered from start to finish. This guy can massage really well. He took away all of the tension in my neck and shoulders but he didn’t stop there. Every inch of me was massaged and I was in a sensual state over and over throughout the massage. Artie makes the massage so intimate that everything feels like an amazing natural chemistry between you and him. He knows his way around a man’s body very well and he knew exactly how to take me to cloud 9.

There is a build up throughout the massage and the ending is just unbelievable. No rushing, very natural and very sensual. I will definitely be a repeat customer with Artie. The hype around him is real. Go and treat yourself!

I had a visit with Artie while I was in the UK for a few weeks. My visit with him was everything I expected it to be. He was warm, welcoming and inviting. I left his place feeling completely renewed. He even let me shower after the session, which was very welcomed. I won't write a long review because everything that needs to be said has been said. I look forward to seeing him in London during my next visit. Dont walk to Artie... RUN!

I had my first session with Artie in July. I just had my fourth one last weekend and felt the need to send an updated review of my experience

I cannot fault him or the sessions in general. The surroundings are conducive to relaxation. It feels like a sanctuary of peace from the outside world.
Artie makes you feel very welcome, comfortable and he finds out what you feel you need so he tailors his treatment to your requirements. His skill and professionalism is what has made me keep returning and after each session my body feels renewed. That he provides a skilful service based on your own needs makes it a very personal experience and that is easy to highly recommend.

I've had a lot of back and leg ache this year but each visit puts it right and has left me feeling so much better. So far I have only had the 60min session but this most recent time I decided to go for the longer 90min session and I think I will be going with that in future as I can still feel the benefits of that extra 30mins now four days later.

The combination of relaxation, therapeutic and sensual - without crossing any unprofessional boundaries - has done wonders for my overall health condition and a visit to Artie has been good for my physical and mental health, which makes a visit to Artie something to very much look forward to not just for the session itself but for the long term benefits.

I would recommend Artie to first timers or to anyone who needs some personal attention for any aches or just some relaxation time that is centered on your requirements and leaves you invigorated.

Artie is a very friendly, beautiful and skilful professional and his treatments have been invaluable for their impact on my general wellbeing. My visits to him are a high point on the calendar and I cannot wait until my next visit in a couple of weeks time.

I am at a loss for words to describe my experience as it was absolutely magnificent. He is a magician I always leave feeling amazing, blissful, ecstatic, and just joyful. He is a beautiful caring, skillful, loving, and very sensual man. He makes me feel special from the moment I arrive to when I leave. His studio is welcoming warm, safe that allows me to completely relax. His knowledge of working with energy makes his massage so powerful. He tunes into my body and takes me on a shamanic journey igniting deep states of arousal, bliss pleasure, and relaxation.

I can write pages about my experiences but the best is to have a massage with him.

Thank you Artie for making me feel just amazing and alive. You are amazing !!!!!!

I've been to Artie before but the other day I did something to my neck and shoulder and it really needed seeing to. I messaged him and he managed to fit me in at fairly short notice.

Artie did a truly amazing job. A really firm, DEEP massage on my neck and shoulder and a day later I can move my head from left to right with no discomfort. He's a genius and sorted me out in an hour.

Efficient, talented, strong hands... what more do you want from a masseur? He can do therapeutic and sensual with equal skill. Highly recommend.

I received my first (ever!) massage yesterday from Artie and would highly recommend him.

He has a very friendly, welcoming manner and an enthusiasm for what he does that immediately puts one at ease. His manner, although friendly, is very professional and he talks you through what he plans to do, maintains boundaries, and absolutely delivers on what he offers.

His workspace is warm, comfortable, and conducive to the effectiveness of the service he provides. The music he’s chosen is unintrusive and compliments the treatment (at times I didn’t even notice it as I was too lost in the attention I was receiving)

The massage itself was both relaxing and invigorating. During the treatment, he was able to identify spots that definitely needed attention and so the massage felt very personally tailored to my body ‘s needs rather than just a standard routine that he performs the same way on everyone. In this he impressively demonstrates his experience and expertise, and this added to the experience because you know he is participating in the session rather than working on auto pilot.

I am an NHS worker and the last 17 months have taken a physical toll on me. Artie’s skilful technique and experienced hands managed to correct most of my aches and pains in one hour-long session. He pays attention to the whole body, and it is a truly restorative experience. This morning I woke up feeling in better physical shape than I have in a very long time. The session was time well spent and definitely value for money.

Not only would I recommend Artie, but I hope I will become one of his regular clients.

If you want a super sensual experience with an exceptional masseur, then Artie should be your first choice. His set-up is very professional. From the moment you arrive he puts you at ease, and his hands are little short of miraculous. The final ten minutes took my breath away in more ways than one, and I left feeling on 'Cloud 9'. He doesn't rush you and he is truly gifted.

I was long overdue a good massage - I was stiffer than a stiff thing from the planet Stiff. I last had a massage from Artie before Christmas and had been longing to go back. I wasn't disappointed as it was every bit as relaxing and soothing as I remember. Gossamer-light touches interspersed with firm, focussed pressure. Just what I needed. Felt like a million dollars afterwards.

I just had a wonderful 90 minute massage from Artie. It was perfect from start to finish and I felt I was in incredibly caring hands. In fact the whole massage has a genuine feel of care about it. I loved it. I went to heaven. I’ll be back. And at £100 it’s money very well spent. Thank you Artie.

My massage this afternoon was extremely good I now feel very relaxed for 60 minutes £70 was well worth it

Lockdown was literally driving me bonkers so I booked another massage with Artie. I'd not been to him in months due to the pandemic and was so glad that I did. He has an excellent safety routine - he checked beforehand to see if I had any symptoms or had been travelling, I was asked to wash my hands on arrival, and was offered an (optional) mask to wear during the massage... impressive stuff. The massage started on my feet with some pretty intense reflexology which was expertly done and the remainder of the treatment was just sublime. After the stresses of the last few months I found the sensation of being touched really quite moving. He's a master at what he does. Highly recommended (again!).

Guys, I had to go back. I was obsessed with the memory of my first massage so much that I travelled all the way up from Brighton for another massage. Thank God I got to see Artie again before Tier 4. If anything, it was even better than I remembered.

His hands are so light, yet so firm too. It was sheer ecstasy and I was zoned out on the train home. I'm booking again as soon as travel is allowed.

I've seen Artie on Twitter and I find his massage videos thrilling and erotic. I've only recently come out and I wanted to experience a different kind of intimacy; something spiritual rather than carnal but sexual nonetheless. This was my first 'gay' massage. Boy, I was nervous. Artie is a nice guy though and was good at relaxing me. But, wow! - the massage was just amazing. I have never been touched like that before in my life - by anyone. Artie massaged ALL of my body - all of it. This was life-changing for me, to surrender myself to another man who treated my body both tenderly and firmly - but most of all, with respect.

I had booked a 90 minute session and I was amazed at how quickly time passed. I would have gladly booked a 2 hour session. It was heaven. Btw, I also have apartment envy. It's a great place he has! Thanks, Artie, for a great massage. I'll be back

Artie gave me an excellent massage. He was recommended by a friend and I was impressed by his skills. Firm and relaxing. I had one of the best sleeps right after. Highly recommended. I'm definitely coming back.

I was curious as to whether the reviews for Artie were too good to be true. Especially as his rates as so reasonable. Happy to report that everything I had read is true!
The photos are accurate (long-hair are the recent ones). He has a nice set-up in a good location with a proper massage table and shower facilities.
Artie is friendly but professional and makes you feel really special. His massage technique is excellent and responsive.
I can't go into the detail of the rest of the session - but it blew my mind. I'll be back for more!

Artie is simply a sublime masseur. Not only is he a beautiful person but his touch and hands are a wonder. He will take you to places and Sensual heights you didn’t know were there or you were capable of reaching. Truly.
His is a beautiful, totally personal and Full Body ecstatic journey. Enjoy