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Peace.

Just sharing a gentle heads up that I will be back out of town 5/18-5/26. My time in San Francisco will be somewhat limited so if you’re looking to book with me, it would be best to confirm something ahead of time. I’ll update this with more info as soon as I book my housing.

Magickful Monday! ✨

Peace.

I’ll be offering a 15% off discount for any 60 minute session with me through the month of June. Just mention the “Hump Special” 😝 whenever you message me!

Note: the “Hump Special” is different than the “Glute Special” (a hyper-focused session on the 🍑) but both can used at the same time. 😉

EnJOY! Booty-full! Sunshine!

Peace.

Just a gentle heads up that I will be out of MN most of May so if you’re looking to work with me, check my schedule: I’m camping in Tennessee 4/26-5/5 and unavailable to chat as there will be no reception. I’ll be away 5/10-5/12 and in San Francisco, 5/18-5/26. I will be sharing massage that trip and will post more details closer to the date.

Looking forward to connecting!

Wishing love into the world where multiple ongoing genocides continue to take away human life!

🙏🏿🤎

Ever fantasized about having a sensual massage with your romantic and/or sexual partner?

I have two options for you:
—first option involves one masseur (myself) and gives you & your partner the option of witnessing the other being tended to and touched—perhaps you’d even like to join in on the fun before it’s your turn to receive.
—second option involves myself and another masseur. Get rubbed on and tended to alongside your partner—there are various moments where myself and my partner can switch so you’re able to experience a new touch/approach/sensation; also, perhaps you or your partner will want to experience a 4-handed massage while the other watches and/or joins in to create a 6-handed experience. Possibilities are endless! Let’s figure out what’s best for the needs and desires of you and your partner.

Lastly, massage parties also now available. Myself and my partner will give out timed 4-handed massages while you and/or your friends witness the live show unfolding. Perfect for voyeur types and folks that enjoy sensual (even nude) group experiences. Depending on your needs, you can hire as many as 4 masseurs from my team for your party. DM with any questions/concerns.

Peace.

Just sharing that I’m back in the Twin Cities and available for massage this evening. Looking forward to getting back in the groove of things as my next trip isn’t planned until mid-April. Also, just as a reminder, 4-hand massage is still available but often requires a bit of notice to set up betweeen multiple schedules.

Merry Thursday! ✨

Yo, my massage partner will be in Boston with me and we will be available for outcall appointments outside of Friday evening through Sunday afternoon. Inquire within for additional details. Just as a heads up, 4-handed massages are more pricey but definitely worth the experience. Let us take care of you!

Happy HeART love day, (today and everyday)!

Peace.

Yo, I’ll be in Boston next week from 2/14-2/21. My time will be a bit limited so if you want to guarantee an appointment, I’d recommend booking in advance. Currently, I’m only doing outcalls this visit. I’m unavailable 2/17 & 2/18.

Looking forward to an exciting visit with faerie folks while in town! ✨

Ease.

Happy Hump Day!!!

Yo, please only reach to me with a day/time that you know you can confirm. Moving forward, I will have less patience for unnecessary back and forth. If I notice there are numerous last minute cancellations/shifts, I will charge an additional fee before we work together again.

Between the multiple sites I advertise on, I get a lot of messages. Please respect my energy/time.

Again, when you’re ready to book a session, please state a date, time frame, and session length. I have been doing this a long time and because people are often booking me here last minute, this is the easiest way (vs. you asking when I am available). I promise I will let you know how the time frame you desire can fit into my schedule. ☺️

Thanks.

Peace.

Just wanted to share that I’m officially back in the Twin Cities and sharing massage after spending 3 weeks in Chiang Mai, Thailand taking an advanced course in Thai Massage!

Regarding Thai Massage, I plan on offering that publicly soon though it will be at a slightly different rate—stay tuned for announcement. I’m currently looking for a couple of bodies to practice on these next couple of weeks so feel free to message me if interested. Note: there will be some moments of pause and I’m ideally looking for folks that have experience receiving bodywork as I will be seeking feedback. It would be a plus if you’re open to capturing some of that but not necessary. First come, first served! 😊

Happy Holi-gays! ✨

Peace. Just wanted to share that I will be out of the country November 29th-December 22nd and then spending the holidays in Chicago. Unfortunately, I will not be back to Twin Cities until January 3rd. If you’re looking to connect with me before I leave, I would book asap as my time will be limited this coming week.


Ease & Sweetness. ✨

Peace.

Just wanted to share that I’m back in the Twin Cities and available for massage. My schedule this month is a bit full so if you’re looking to confirm a specific time, I would suggest booking in advance (especially if you’re looking to book a four-handed massage). Please directly text for quickest communication—my phone number and direct email are located on my main page.

Magickful Monday!

Peace.

Unfortunately the event bringing me to Boston is being postponed and so I’m canceling my trip and rescheduling as soon as I have additional details.

Another note: I advertise on multiple sites and get lots of messages that I have to sort through. The QUICKEST way to reach me is directly through text/call. Please name that you found my information on rentmasseur as well as your need/desire. Thanks!

Make it a great day/weekend!

Peace. Just sending a quick update that I will be back in MN this evening and available for massage starting tomorrow. I will be in and out of town for most of this summer and will do my best to communicate my traveling schedule in advance. If you’re wanting to guarantee a session with me, please book early.

Because I advertise on multiple sites, the best way to get in contact with me is directly through text. When texting, please let me know you got my info from rentmasseur so I know who I am speaking with and for what purpose.

Thank You!
Happy Hump Day! ✨

Peace & Pleasure! Happy Hump Day! ✨

Just wanted to update and share that I will be out of town for the next two weeks and unavailable for appointments. I will be mostly off-the-grid next week so please excuse delayed response time. I may or may not share massage when I get to Chicago May 9th—if I do, I’ll send an update.

Kind reminder: when texting me, please let me know you got my info from rentmasseur and are looking an appointment. I get way too many messages saying “hi” “sup” “wyd” which again, I will NO longer reply to moving forward. Thank you for respecting my wish/time!

All the best. ✨

Peace.

I’m starting a new Twitter page to share my love for massage, mindfulness, and pleasure—it’s also to promote my masseur business and upcoming workshops I’ll be facilitating. Looking for bodies/models that are willing to be filmed (face not necessarily required). In return, you will get a free, customized session with me which we can discuss. At the moment, I am only looking to fill one slot per week for this. Open to all body types, ages above 18, and backgrounds in all the ways.

Sincerely searching for people that truly appreciate the gift of touch. This is beyond just “getting off”—though who doesn’t love a good release? 😝

If interested, email me at imaginejoy3@gmail.com. Please send a few pics and a brief statement about what you’re seeking through this experience. Also, please share your comfortable with filming and whether or not that can include your face. Priority given to those that are most comfortable being filmed as well as to BIPOC folks and/or anyone in financial need—you can read through bio to get a better idea of my politics/values. Thank You!

All the best.

Peace. Yo, back in MN and available for massage. Hit me up! When contacting me, PLEASE state that you found this ad on RM and are looking for massage. Also, when you’re ready to book a session, please state a date, time frame, and session length. I have been doing this a long time and because people are often booking me last minute, this is the easiest way (vs. you asking when I am available). I promise I will let you know how the time frame you desire can fit into my schedule. ☺️

Lastly, please do not send me messages like “what’s up” or “hey” with no clear intention/communication—as kind as I am, this is not a social service and I have no idea who is texting “hi” from a random number. This is ultimately a business and I won’t make time for unnecessary back & forth the way I have in the past. I advertise on 3 different sites and get lots of messages. Please respect my time. 💜

That’s 4 pleases in one blog. Please listen to me—now that’s 5. 😝

Make it a great day!

Peace. Extending my trip to Chicago through Sunday. Note: unfortunately, I am only able to do outcalls the remainder of this trip. Remember: text or call for quickest response!

Peace. Excited to share that i am teaming up with a fellow licensed massage therapist in the Twin Cities for 4-handed massage. With 4 handed massage, you will have the benefit of being tended to by an additional set of hands which many describe as tantalizing, invigorating, and unique. Because it is deeply stimulating, this experience can be quite intense to some. Together, we will work harmoniously, engaging complimentary techniques/strokes to bring your body to a state of deep relaxation and pleasure. If you are seeking something specific, please clearly articulate your desires so that we can best accommodate your needs. Sensual/erotic options available along with mutual nudity (at an additional cost).

Unfortunately, i can not offer any sliding scale options for 4-handed massages at this time. It’s not cheap but definitely will be worth your money/time. Our intention is to offer you therapeutic release that also invites orgasmic bliss. Please feel free to contact me with any additional information/concern.

Peace.

Yes, i am back massaging however my availability is limited. Moving forward (or at least, the next couple of months), i have cut back appointments to 1-2 per day.

One, in this age of covid-19, to ensure safety protocols regarding sanitation—yOUR health is the priority which also means that my health must be a priority. Some clients may not want to wear a mask during the massage experience which will require me to be extra cautionary in regards to disinfecting my space. Please feel free to share your thoughts and concerns regarding safety with me.

Two, my schedule is quite full as a community organizer and i want to make sure my schedule is sustainable so i am able to share the best experience possible—anything less feels wrong to me and goes against why i began body/energy work in the first place.

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Lastly, on another note:

These are challenging/opportune times with so much powerful emotional and spiritual energy moving rapidly in collective consciousness. i invite us each to ask ourselves (from our personal locations and access to privileges) how we can contribute to love, peace, and JUSTICE.

Love is a Verb.

Peace.

Because of touring/traveling, this will be my last week sharing massage in the Twin Cities for a couple of months. If you would like to connect with me, set up an appointment asap--for whatever reason, people often contact me when i am away. i leave first thing Sunday morning! Looking forward to sharing time and space with some of you.

With Joy.

Peace.

i will be in NYC next week and available for massage. My incall appointments will be at the Even Hotel in Brooklyn. My trip has a lot of moving parts so some prior notice is recommended (and appreciated).

Merry Friday!

Peace.

i am currently taking an accupressure course which i wish to begin adding to my sessions. Because i am wanting to practice a bit more with a new technique, i am offering a discount to those open to answering a few questions after the session has ended as well as write a brief (and honest) review of your experience on my masseur page. Limited time only as i will be sharing throughout the weekend! Feel free to text/call (please share your name and that you are looking for massage if you text). Am generally free after 2pm Tu-Sat.

All the best!

Joyful & Prosperous New Year!

This upcoming Thursday will be my last day sharing massage in Twin Cities for a few months. i have an extended tour followed by a project in Chicago until April. If you would like to connect with me before leaving, book an appointment asap.

All the best.

It's been lovely sharing time and space in the Twin Cities. If you want to connect with me before i leave, make sure you confirm an appointment. So many people contact me last minute and i am unfortunately not able to accommodate. i Presently have openings for this evening and tomorrow early afternoon. Would love to share touch with you! Feel free to text, call, or email for quicker replies.

Happy Thursday.