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Just heads up, I'll be unavailable today for massage.

I'm going off grid (at least metaphorically) and will be back to my regular hours mañana.

Take care of yourselves and stay hydrated! 🙏👍

B

So, given that June is generally a slow month for me, I decided to take a much needed break.

The next few weeks I'll be wallowing in 'me' time, and clearing my head of doomer media, resting and getting some much needed bodywork of my own.

Yes, even masseurs need massage! :-)

So take care of yourselves, stay hydrated, and be well...

Yours in health,
Bryan
THMT

Hey guys,

I will be in town for Memorial Day...
🙏👌

Please feel free to hit me up if you're in the area and would like and/or need a man massage!

Take care and be well!
B

Heya Fellas...

I have open availability all day.

If you're in the area of Glendale, CA (Near the Americana or Glendale Galleria) and would like to have a legit man massage, me and my bearded visage is here for you! 😁🙏

My massage rates are still the same...
30 min $80
65 min $120
90 min $160

(Cash or Venmo.)

My normal availability...
W/Appt 8am to 9pm.

Same day appts are welcome, but it's always best to book a little in advance, in case I'm in session.

For new patrons I always have a little chat before session so we can discuss how you're feeling and go over what to expect.

*Heated Table
*Unscented, Light Oil
*Therapeutic, Sensual, Both (Therapeutic/Sensual), or Strictly Therapeutic massage on Request.
*Shower Available on Request.
*Gratis Cigar, Palo Santo or Cigar Smudge on Request.

My vibe and personality is boho, guy next door type. I never rush the massage, and time only starts when you're actually on the table.

Take care and see you soon!

Yours in health,
Bryan

Hiya fellas,

I'll be available for massage today 4/23 and tomorrow 4/24 from 8am to 9pm (w/ an appt).

Last massage start time is 8:30pm. If I've worked on you before I can go a little later with a little advanced notice. ;-)

Have a good day my friends and rub ya later!

Bryan
THMT

Hiya fellas,

At the request of a few of my patrons I've added a condensed massage flow to my selection of offerings...

The 30 min massage!
(Insert slow golf clap here)

I've been hesitant to adding this for various reasons, mainly as my normal flow is focused on therapeutic relaxation and gives me more time to hang out with your body.

In condensed form, it's more of a good rub to get the heart pumping and outer fascia soft.

I could do it as a strictly 30 min back rub, or as a speed run for both sides.

So my current donation rates are:

30 mins - $80
65 mins - $120
90 mins - $160

My availability is generally daily from 8-10am start time to 9pm, w/ an appt.

Same day appts are welcome if I am available. (It never hurts to ask.)

My space is in Glendale, CA, near the Galleria and Americana.

Take care and see you soon!
Bryan
THMT

Hiya guys,

Happy Thanksgiving!

I'll be available for massage throughout the weekend!
Hit me up and I'll be happy to pencil you in, same-day sessions welcome!

Take care and be well!

Bryan
THMTLA

I will be available for massage on/near Turkey Day! So if you need a spot of relaxation between suppers, hit me up and I'll be happy to rub ya down! 🙏🤙

My space is in Glendale, near the Americana and Glendale Galleria. I'm available for 65 or 90 mins massage.

My style is focused on continuous touch, from head to toe, nip to tip.

Hit me up and I'll be happy to pencil you in!

See you soon,
Bryan
THMTLA

Hiya gents!

After a very brief admin break to work on some back end stuff, I'm available again for massage.

Hit me up and I'll be happy to rub you down. 🤙

See you soon!
Bryan
THMTLA

Heya guys,

Just letting those who contact through the DMs here that I'll be offline for a few days on the RM site *BUT* will still be available and in town for massage.

You can always text me, or email me at BryanCamillo@Protonmail.com. And all my contact info is on my web page, thehumblemtla.com.

Again, I'm STILL AVAILABLE FOR MASSAGE, but you won't be able to connect with me directly through my ad, so text or email me instead. :-)

I know the past few weeks have been tough for many of my normal patrons, and I just want you to know I'm here for you and look forward to seeing you soon!

Take care now and big bear hugs,
Bryan
THMTLA

Hiya guys,
🙏🤙

I'll be available my usual times tomorrow, from 8:30-9am to 8:30-9pm with an appt.

Rub ya' soon!

Big Bear hugs,
Bryan

Hiya guys!

I'll be available today for massage and connective touch sessions from 9am to 9pm with an appt.

Let me know how I can help you and I'll be happy to iron you out and relax you! 🙏👌

My space is located in Glendale near the Galleria and Americana.

Take care and see you soon!

Big Bear hugs,
Bryan

Hi guys,

My availability for massage on 10/23 will be from 10am to 9pm with an appt.

Take care and be well!

Big bear hugs,
B

Hiya guys,

I'll be available for massage from Noon to 8:30pm today.

And a note about my time/availability...

I have a cut off time, especially with new patrons, at around 8, 8:30pm for a 65 min massage. The main reason is I generally do an initial intake (a one on one chat) to go over the massage with you and what to expect.

I insist on this as many guys aren't as forthcoming about the 'issues in their tissues'. And it is awkward to have to stop the massage because you're rubbing at a body part that the client doesn't want you to touch (that they didn't tell you about before hand). So that's why I take the time to ask, "I can I touch you here?", "Can I touch you there?".

So, what does this have to do with my availability? Well, the first time we meet I'll always ask questions about how you're feeling, what's up with your body, etc. I don't count the intake as time, it doesn't count against your massage.

For repeat patrons this is less important as I can just be like a bartender and ask you, "Hey, the usual?". But for new patrons, I will always take the time to find out what's up with your body. It saves us from awkward moments later on. :-)

Anyhow, see you soon!
B

Afternoon Gents,

I will be available today with an appt. Noon to 8pm.
Tomorrow from 9am to 8pm.

While it's always best to book a day or two in advance, I can sometimes swing a same day, impromptu session.

I offer relaxation and therapeutic sensual massage. Focused on you.

65 mins $120
90 mins $160

Mapacho - Tobacco or Palo Santo smudging optional (and gratis).

When contacting me, let me know you found me on RentMasseur. And please be a gentleman in your queries. :-)

Take care and see you soon!
Bryan

Hiya Fellas,

Bryan the MT here. At the moment I have open availability for tomorrow, 8/16 from 10am to 9pm (with an appointment.)

I offer a legit, thorough relaxation massage with integrated therapeutic elements. I'm also experimenting with mapacho smudging and more energetic sessions. I'm always learning new things and like to add different flow styles to my sessions!

Feel free to hit me up and ask any questions.

My space is located in Glendale, conveniently located close to the Americana, Galleria and Auto dealerships on Brand.

Take care and be well,
Bryan

Hey guys!

Summer Solstice is upon us...

I rarely do discounts or sales, but for the rest of the month I'll be reverting back to my old rates as a a nod to Papa Sol. 🌄

So for the time being, my donation rates are...

65 mins $120
90 mins $160

Hit me up and I'll pencil you in!

Take care and be well,
Bryan

Hey guys...

I'll be available for massage from 10am to 9pm today.

Per your requests I'll offer that extra hour of availability for those who can only do massage later in the day.

Best practice is to hit me up earlier in the day to book me. Or if you know you'd like to book an evening session the day before, do it then. 🙏👍

Anyhow, it looks like it'll be a beautiful day here in LA.

I'll have my table ready to give you some much needed TLC!

Take care now,
Bryan

*This post, as always, are my own thoughts. When I offer you word salad it's from my brain, not AI programs like CHATGPT. So kick back, relax, and pull up a cyber chair as I pour you a cyber coffee and sit on your lap. Papa has a story to tell.*

Most people don't know how good their body can feel.

Not just physically, but, 'inside' too, where our thoughts and emotions are often playing jump rope with an army of caffeinated chimpanzee.

During a good relaxation massage, we generally switch to a state of mind/body many call the 'rest and digest' mode. It's in this state, which can be meditative, that our body can truly heal. This state is naturally hardwired in us.

So combine this function to the physical melting of fascia, the flushing of blood and lymph to and fro, and all the muscle palpations, and you have the potential for a very good time. 🙏👍

So, on RM there are distinctions with Sensual and Erotic massage. I posit that all massage is sensual.

My goal as a masseur is to get you to that bodyspace (That I briefly described.) regardless of whether or not 'happiness is found' by the end of the session.

It's a feeling of wholeness worth revisiting. 🙏

Be well,
Bryan

Note - This post isn't about massage as much as it's about life (as a human) at this point and time.

And ALSO, whenever I write like this, these posts ARE NOT A.I. generated. The only computers involved are in my cell phone and the organic deliciousness of my brain.

So take a seat brother, allow me to ruminate.

This year has been interesting so far.

Outside of all the politics we're force fed on the daily, there is, for me, a since of very real change.

It's the midpoint of the year, and I'm at the midpoint of my life.

The thought for today, it's never too late to enjoy living. For some, it means surrounding yourself with people and things. For others, it means taking time to look inside where the 'real' you is. To spend some time with your own vibe.

Maybe someone has found a way to do both? We humans are known for our ingenuity as well as our need to over-complicate, right?

I feel like I transitioned from one phase to another last night.

I just wanted to say that I hope the day finds you well in whatever head or bodyspace you find yourself today. (Insert cyber hug here.)

Here's to life! To your body! And to the spark of spirit inside!

Happy Solstice!
Bryan The MT

Heya guys,

My Availability today is from 10am to 8pm.

Hit me up and I'll be happy to pencil you in and rub you down! 😁🙏

Take care! See you soon!

Bryan

Hey guys,

Today I'll be available for massage from 10am to 8pm.

Feel free to text or DM to book!

Thanks,
Bryan

Evening gents!

I've seen clients get irritated by certain quirks of RM, namely the Available Now vs Online Now notification.

As a provider, I have my own irritations about this. But, I'd like to give a masseur's perspective.

So, 'Online Now'. That indicates that sometime during the day the masseur logged onto their account. Unless we 'log out' the system will show the masseur as 'Online Now' no matter what.

RM requires masseurs to log on once a day to bump up where we show up in searches. But, "Online Now" should never be confused with "Available Now".

"Available Now" means a masseur has no scheduled appts and is accepting clients. Generally I keep this on during my work day to attract attention to my profile when I'm not booked.

A few things about timing:

Often, I'll get multiple requests from clients who wait until the very last minute to book. So I take one, and 5 minutes later someone else will make a request and I simply can't respond. (My hands are full, y'know?)

Generally it's best to book in advance. A day before, or an early morning request for that afternoon or eve. So there's no rush. No fuss. This is especially an important vibe for intimate sessions. 🙏

Good Morning fellas,

I'll be free today from 10am to 8pm with an appt. 🙏👍

The massage I offer is a relaxing, head to toe style that is connected and soothing. I work on all body types, ages, nationalities, etc. Hit me up and I'll be happy to pencil you in!

Be well,
Bryan