CHAMPIONHANDS's Personal Masseur Interview

Last Updated: Nov 26, 2023

- Wow, it’s been nearly 10 years now since I started this business. It’s been stop and go since I have a full time career and have the luxury of this not being a primary source of income. I will continue as long as I keep getting booked…which reminds me: have YOU experienced my champion hands? Today seems like a wonderful day to contact me and let me show you. Exposition only goes so far; it’s the experience that will make you a regular!

- I was a personal trainer and training manager at a high end gym in NYC and Miami Beach. One day, several clients in a row suggested I should go into massage while stretching them post workout. ‘Your hands are so big and strong!’ they said.
It had never occurred to me! Soon after I decided to take the plunge and it was a great decision. I’ve made amazing friends and it’s a pretty lucrative ‘side hustle’ — better than Uber, that's for sure.

- Honestly? Other than the client being a nice dude, the rest was pretty much a blur. It was my massage maiden voyage so I was pretty nervous and tried to get through it without a personal injury case being filed. Kidding aside, I was overly fixated on the technique and hoping for a happy client once the time was over, which he was!

- For starters, stay out of my turf, or else… just kidding! (Sorta)
But really, learn the basics & master the modalities.
When you know human anatomy, your hands can assess issues that many simply don't realize or find difficult to articulate/vocalize.
I kinda consider myself a Body Whisperer. You gotta feel it to believe it.

- My experience + training + style is wholly original and evolved from the typical body rub.
My blend of kindness, deepness, creativeness & definitely hotness is truly an amazing experience on so many levels, it literally transcends words. But if you are still skeptical, just book a massage & let me make you a believer.

- I am beyond stoked to have surfing in my life. where else on earth, with the exception of scuba diving, can you go with absolutely NO phone? yea, exactly . . .aside from providing me with a solid identity early on, I have a great crew of buddies I’ve surfed w for decades.
Surfing is not only a healthy activity and escape, it’s been the catalyst for surfing all around the world : Japan, Korea, France, Portugal, Spain, Mexico, Hawai’i and others. My bucket list #1 - Surf North Korea. It has a high potential for perfect surf and virgin waves so I’m praying their tourism improves before I am in a rest home and get to deflower said virgins.

- I have a twin brother . . . we are identical, mirror-image (him left handed, me right), separated by less than 2 minutes -- and yes, i am the youngest.
And yes, like myself, he is also gay.
and did I mention - I’m the youngest?
And sorry, we don’t offer four handed dual massages for reasons I am sure you will understand. Moving on….lol

- Hell yes! Just check out my reviews, since a happy client is the benchmark of success.
I am looking forward to furthered success in 2020 meeting/massaging more future 5 star reviewers on RM.

- I believe in order to break the rules you have to master them first.
Just because a technique is used by the masses, is ***y, or generally just expected doesn't mean its appropriate for that situation.
Intuition is the most important modality.

- I would miss it for sure. Ask someone who does uber residually if they would miss it. yeah . . . no.
That is why you should really just book a session with me today right now!

- Similar to the way you feel when you find the perfect hair stylist. Just better.

- I have traveled and lived as a local in several international spots + NYC + my hometown LA.
This exposure to other culture & language has been a serious eye opener and blessing -- i realized America is not, in fact, the center of the universe. Really, we aren't.

- Hopefully good enough to leave a 5 star review!