ChrisKryptonite's Massage Reviews (50)

Okay, so I had hired Chris before and I thought well, he can't be as good the second time. So I hired him on the13th and all I can say is he was as amazing the second time as he was the first. In fact better. Now that we had a session under our belt he was a little more free (if ya know what I mean) and wow everything was swingin in the breeze and I even reached out and touched a few times. He's in better shape now than he was the first time. Everything was HARD! And I mean EVERYTHING! I don't mind telling you that I unloaded a big one there. I think even Chris was surprised how explosive things got, lol. And then after he left I thought about our time and shot another big one. Dang, I think I'm going to think about Chris again and shoot one more. How hot can this kid get! Well worth it.

I was in town on Wednesday, Nov 20 and lined up Chris for a massage. WOW! I have never felt better hands on my body and also - I never felt a better body! (If ya know what I mean!). Chris is better than his pictures and his muscles are sooooooo big. Especially the big middle muscle.....exactly....his abs. (I don't know what you were thinking, LOL). But okay, that too. All I can say is it was really relaxing and hot. When Chris says he aims to please, he really means it. And boy was I pleased. When I rolled over onto my back for the end of the massage and I saw that hot body fully unwrapped. OMG. Let's just say I didn't last long and made a complete mess. Chris was so cool though. Got that warm towel and and made me feel great. I am a repeat customer and will be coming again (that's for sure!). I love me some ChrisKryptonite! Best masseur on RM!

Wow, I finally caught up with Chris at my hotel in Nashville. He was so cool. He fulfilled several requests of mine which turned me on right from the beginning. But then he started the massage and his hands just worked every knot I had in my back. It was great. When I rolled over I got to see all his muscles and that not only made the massage itself so great but also super hot! Chris is amazing. I couldn't believe how cool he was and just so nice. Of course I gave him a tip and he provided a little extra favors. What a great guy. And he likes to talk. All in all it was the best massage experience I ever had. I will dream about his fully muscled body and his big....personality, for a long time. Thank you Chris.

“Massage” was a terrible rub down. Didn’t focus on muscles and at times was rubbing bone. Seemed distracted between tv, music and checking the door.

Great guy and an amazing masseur! I suffer from sciatic pain and after a session with Adonis, the pain went away! Thanks Adonis, you hands are truly gifted 👌

Adonis provided one of THE BEST massages I have had in a very long time. He is handsome, sweet and charming. His hands will melt you. I have had a lot of massages in my time and this ranks as one of the best!!! Thank you Adonis ❤️

Adonis is an incredible find. Wonderful massage and an extremely nice and thoughtful young man. I try to see him as much as possible. And he is really easy on the eyes!

Adonis is the real deal and such an amazing & accommodating masseur! Don’t pass up an opportunity to book him, you won’t be disappoint. ☺️

Adonis is an amazing masseur, and I feel amazing after our session! He really knows the muscles in the body and how to break up the knots and tension. If you are looking for a professional, deep tissue, yet relaxing massage that leaves you feeling like butter, this is your guy! It also helps that he is gorgeous, built like a god, and one of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet!

Greatest massage I ever experienced! Thank you kindly Adonis, I will surely book again! ☺️

Very accommodating and polite, beautiful man in person! Just wow! Very spot on and intuitive in his masseur technique. Thank you Adonis! Your an amazing masseur!

All other reviews here are right. Adonis has an amazing body, great personality and overall a very handsome guy! Massage was A+, super strong hands and at one point I literally fell asleep. It was that good! If you have a chance to get a massage from Adonis, don’t t miss it!

What can I say about this perfect specimen of a man with such healing, gifted hands?! Very professional and attentive also his pictures don't do him any justice! Seeing him in person was very awe strucken.
Thank you Adonis!

Adonis, you made my visit to Los Angeles VERY enjoyable! Thank you for your hospitality and your amazing massage sir! Your hands are a gift of the Gods! 🥰❤️

Been a pleasure meeting you Adonis! I enjoyed our session with you, amazing deep tissue massage, I never felt so light and free flowing! Thank you Adonis !

Was pleasantly surprised how gorgeous and gracious this man is! Just WOW! Very attentive and professional, will book again for sure!

An incredibly relaxing experience. I highly recommend. 10/10

Woooow! What a experience and he's even better looking in person! Very attentive and gentle but powerful all at the same time in his masseuse technique! Best masseur I ever had!

Thank you Marcus, you are a very talented masseur, all my knots in my legs and upper back are GONE! I feel amazing! Keep up the good work!

Great guy and an exceptional masseur, Marcus really is the real deal! Would definitely book again.

Thanks Marcus! My back has never felt so good in a long time! Very friendly and polite young man. Will book again for sure!

Highly impressed and looks even better in person from his pics! Marcus is a very gentle and professional, he does the best deep tissue massage ever experienced. 10/10 all the way!

My all-time favorite masseur to go to wherever I'm in Las Vegas. Had a few sessions with Chris previously and it was ALWAYS a great, stimulating experience. Much appreciated Chris!

This guy never disappoints! Best massuer in Las Vegas hands down! Thanks Chris!