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took a couple days off to relax. ready to be back at it. if you’re around today and are looking for a massage, I’ll be doing 60 min massages for $125 all day long. $25 off my regular rate. mention this blog post when scheduling. see you guys later!

I’m sad to see summer go. even though it will likely stay hot into October, I’m still a little sad to see it officially ending. I’ve been enjoying my clothing optional pool and living space so much! first time my butt has had a tan in years!!
with that being said, here’s an offer to replace my summer time discount: mention you live in the coachella valley and I will take $15 off any length massage, any day of the week before 3pm!! come as many times as you like and don’t forget to mention where you live! stack this with my $10 off standing offer for using Zelle…that’s $25 off your massage!!
I look forward to many more amazing massages with amazing people!

so the A/C in my apartment went out yesterday. not at all fun. massage rooms should be kept about 78 degrees but 95 was pushin it. so I grabbed a room for a few days @ All Worlds and am doing massages in my room there. until my A/C gets fixed this is where I will be. hit me up for $25 off any rate!

A summer time offer I wanted to give out as the warm weather hits! through the end of the summer, I’m offering $10 off any massage for desert locals. That includes all cities in the Coachella Valley, from N. PS to Indio (and beyond). No limit, as many visits as you like, $10 off any massage all summer long.
This can be doubled with my standing $10 off any massage offer for using Zelle!
I love summer time!!

I have been working with a buddy of mine a lot lately doing 4 handed or tandem massages and our flow is great together! It takes a certain connection, commonality and bond with another therapist to make a 4 handed massage experience work well. He is intuitive, he communicates clearly and pays close attention to detail. He also happens to be insanely hot which just enhances the experience. So far the feedback has been incredible! So if you’re looking for a great duo, hit me up and let’s talk. I will answer any and all questions, concerns or special requests you may have. My clients satisfaction is of top priority to me and bringing someone else into the safe space I create for them is a big deal. I am very happy to have found someone I have the synergy and trust with that makes this possible!

I have recently discovered how convenient using Zelle is! at first I thought it was just like cashapp or venmo. but because it all starts and ends right in my bank account it has quickly become a handy tool for putting away money! so I have been encouraging payments made via Zelle and would like to extend an offer to everyone. starting today I’m offering $10 off any length massage if you pay via Zelle. I will keep this discount ongoing and see how it works out. no limit on how many massages. $10 every time, every massage if you pay using Zelle.

had a long few days in Riverside and am very glad to be back in Palm Springs. house hunting and taking massages at the resort I’m currently staying at. which happens to be a really chill, laid back place in North Palm Springs. a little windy but very lovely otherwise. come check me out and I’ll show you around. this resort used to be a timeshare and got beat up and run down. the owners just renovated it and recently opened it back up! I love staying here and also love spreading the word of what a cool spot this is.
#mykonosdesertsuites #palmsprings #chill #springtimeweather #greatmassages

back in the Riverside area for a week or so. headed back to Palm Springs after that week or so is up. come see me while I am here as this will be my
last trip back to the area. I will permanently be residing in the Palm Springs area after I leave here.
#inlandempire