FuzzyAss's Massage Reviews (51)

Pure Perfection. Everything was right on point, easy and flexible to schedule. wonderful and intuitive massage and fulfilled every single request. Super nice guy, immediately comfortable. Could not have ask for a better experience.

Blaine is amazing with his hands and a great guy. Will repeat next time I'm in Miami.

Had a great time - very friendly man. Massaged me very well, Will definitely return - slept like a baby after it.

FuzzyAss deserves 6/5 stars, if that was an option. He's a casual, comfortable conversationalist with expert hands and fingers, that expertly find all the right (and tight) spots. As others have said, his pics don't do him justice...he's super sexy and good looking, with an amazing hairy, muscular body and he's a legitimately great masseur. Highly recommend and hope to be a repeat client.

I experienced a perfectly paced and professional, massage from FuzzyAss. Not only was he able to accommodate a late 2 hour session but he was alert, present and let the session play out naturally (we even went over the time a bit). He is muscular, masculine, hairy, and just beautiful. He touch was perfect. It was firm, intentional, and made my body melt on the table. Thank you for the wonderful session my friend!

Blaine is the total package. He is good to the point where I want him to train any other masseurs I might contract with until he comes back into town. He is a great conversationalist, extraordinary massage skills, and yes- as cliche as it is - his pictures do not do him justice. he just left and I am already looking forward to the next time he comes into town. Thank you for getting my birthday off to a perfect start.

Wow! great massage; minimal but meaningful conversation. runner here. he found all of the knots and worked them all out. and as a bonus he is way better looking than his pictures. will visiting again next time he is in the area.

One of my all time favorite massage experiences. When you book on here you really never know what to expect but this session with FuzzyAss was incredible! Will definitely be scheduling with him again.

Spectacular massage from an intuitive, talented and caring person. The body work was surpassed only by the company. 10 stars. Would highly recommend.

He deserves at least 7 stars, after the massage session with him I came out feeling like new, my back was a disaster and now I have a brand new back. I recommend it 1000%. I assure you that it will be one of the best massages you will receive in your entire life. He is more handsome in person, he is nice, he makes you feel like you are in the house of a friend you have known for a long time.

He was super friendly, communicative and attentive. Really nice massage and made me feel relaxed.

Had a fantastic 90-minute massage with Fuzzy. He is a great guy, comfortable, easy, and interested in making sure you are comfortable. He found all of my tight spots and knots, helped release them, and helped me relax completely under his modulated deep and soothing touch. He has a clean and appealing environment for massage, good music, and a combination of hand and arm strategies that left me feeling completely and totally renewed. Can't recommend him highly enough.

Great experience. On time, accommodating, and was a great time connecting mutually. Also, even better looking (and fuzzier) in person!

What can I say about Fuzzy that hasn't already been said in his impressive number of positive reviews? It's clear that everyone he massages falls in love with him. And what's not to love? He had magical hands, a sweet disposition, his place is immaculate, he's handsome and sweet and his massage is just great. Go for the 90 minutes.

The ease of arranging and meeting this masseur is unparalleled. He arrives on time, devotes himself to his art, and leaves as privately as he entered. Looks: outstanding! Touch: medium. Silence of chatter: golden. Presence: he fills the room with gentle love. These points and far more should be written about this gem of his craft.

Fantastic Experience. For starters the masseur is extremely professional and the massage is A+. In addition he is extremely kind and personable, which placed me right at easy immediately. He listen and tended to the areas of concern. There are no words to describe how good he is. I highly recommended him. A side comment… he actually looks much better than his pictures… imagine how attractive he is

My time with FuzzyAss was incredible! Very unexpected and very worth the trip. At first I had hoped for him to come to me, but due to timing I had to make my way to him. And so glad I did. His set up was perfect (and amazingly clean 🤩)! We had a great session which I was not anticipating at all! I’m usually very timid and shy, but he made me so comfortable and relaxed which was very out of character for me. I wish I lived in Miami so we could have ongoing sessions! One of my favorite massages and therapists EVER!!! 100% recommend and I would suggest not missing out if thinking about setting up some time with him!

While visiting Miami I had the pleasure to experience his amazing strong hands as he addressed my lower back issues 100%. He is very professional and made me feel welcomed. I recommend him highly to anyone as I will back to see him in the near future.

All around wonderful guy and massage. Lives up to his profile name, and looks better in person! :). I definitely recommend the four-handed massage!!! If you want a great massage with great personality affordable price look no further.

What a great way to start a vacation. It was easy to book an appointment in advance. His studio is very welcoming and I received a warm welcome. His technique was amazing and I'm returning in February and I will definitely book another session. You will not regret booking a session with Blaine.

I had the pleasure of meeting Blaine this week during a work trip to Miami. When a masseur brings a table to your hotel on a 90 degree day you know he is serious about his craft. Not only is he an amazing, self-taught and intuitive masseur but he is very handsome and masculine as well. I felt very comfortable with him right away. Blaine uses an amazing massage cream that feels great and doesn't leave you greasy. His touch is warm and affectionate and I was sorry I didn't book him for 90 mins in advance. If you live or visit Miami and you want a legitimate massage from a down to earth sexy man then I highly recommend that you schedule an appointment with him.

My 90 minutes was absolutely amazing. Good amount of check-ins, the right amount of pressure and attention to sore spots and tight muscles. This guy is legit the best of the best.

Amazing massage, very kind and attentive, and as an added perk, incredibly handsome in person. Technique was perfect and I left feeling amazing. Definitely glad I added this to my itinerary. Hoping for a return visit sometime soon!

I needed a legitimate sensual massage and had one of the best massages ever. It turned out to be therapeutic but that’s fine as he was amazing. He is much more handsome and sexy in person. He lives up to his masseur name and that is sexy. If you are in Miami he should be your first choice!!!