Joao_M's Massage Reviews (14)

I had an exceptional experience with Joao, whose warm personality instantly put me at ease. He was punctual and communicative, ensuring I felt comfortable throughout the session. The relaxing environment enhanced the experience, with soft lighting and calming music that created a tranquil atmosphere. The massage itself was excellent, leaving me feeling both relaxed and rejuvenated. I highly recommend him for anyone seeking a soothing escape!

An amazing therapeutic, sensual, and erotic experience. Everything about the massage was all I had hoped for and more!! Highly recommend booking him!!

Joao was amazing! Perfect massage. I highly recommend him. Don’t wait too book him.

Today I met with Joao. I was extremely nervous because he’s very good looking. Well, his pictures did not disappoint. He’s gorgeous, and quickly made me feel at ease. He’s super sweet and easy to talk to. I’ll Definately he booking him again 😃

Most amazing sweet kind person I have ever met. JOAO is a must check when you want to relax without worry of everyday hustle. Excellent amazing handsome gentleman

Joao provided an excellent, strong massage mixing swedish, sports, therapeudic and sensual elements. He was very engaging throughout and checked in to ensure a high level of comfort but the way he moved his hands around my body and intuitively found spots that needed attention was an absolutely blissful experience.
A very high recommendation for this gorgeous man with magic hands.
Absolutely not to be missed.

Outstanding job!!!

Joao was so amazing. I was running late bc my Uber cancelled but he was patient and waited for me. He is so kind, very handsome😍😘, and very engaging.

I was very anxious for being late but when i walked into his place, I felt at peace. His private space was calming and relaxing. He offered me a shower which helped calm down before the massage.

The massage helped relax me and relieve my stress, pain, and tension.

Lastly, he will accommodate your needs to the best of his ability.

Thank you Joao!

My husband and I just had a massage with Joao and it was the highlight of the week , not only he is super polite punctual but also extremely good looking and an amazing masseur , I will definitely book again

I met this fine gentleman for first time today. What an incredible experience. We agreed to meet at 7. He promptly meet meet at the door. Once inside his beautiful apartment he made me feel immediately at ease. He was a wonderful conversationalist as he worked his magic with his talented hands. He knew exactly when to pause the conversation as he moved into more relaxing elements of the therapy. He would periodically assess the pressure to ensue I remained comfortable. He has very impressive pictures but they do not do his incredible good look justice. I am an older heavy set gentleman and he made me feel very much as ease and was sensitive to my insecurities with my age and build. I encourage others to reach out to him and see for yourself what an incredible man and professional he is!

Very bad experience with this person I wanted to show up earlier since I didn’t know the area he said no be here at 3:30 whatever time appointment was I was 10 minutes late and then he decide to say oh you’re 10 minutes late I have another appointment in 20 minutes if my appointment is for an hour long I should’ve been expected to be there for at least 40 minutes very bad business behavior would not recommend this person

A friend of mine recommended Joao and his friend for a 4 handed massage. After a text to Joao (his preferred method of contact), we set up a date and time. I’ve had many massages but I must admit, the 4 handed massage with Joao was amazing. Both worked in harmony and left me feeling superbly relaxed. Also, as a cancer survivor that uses an ostomy bag to urinate, neither were uncomfortable or weirded out by it, which is not always the case. Whether you want a 2 or 4 handed massage, Joao is your man.

Already photogenic but way much better looking in person. His place is clean, chic and modern. He is very easy to talk to, amiable and very accommodating. Got an excellent service from him! I would highly recommend this guy. Imm looking forward to have another session with him.

One of the wonderful things in life is when you look forward to one thing and you find you get something far better than what you imagined. That was my experience with a 4 handed massage with Bruno and his partner. I thought it would certainly be a great experience but to meet these guys was even better than what I imagined. Don’t take it the wrong way - not sexual, nor erotic. Just decent guys doing a great massage and having strong positive energy to recharge my muscles after a tough week. Also, brilliant conversation, kindness, and life affirming vibrations! Is there a place for 12 stars?