JoeSCW's Massage Reviews (67)

Joe delivered an incredible massage, the pressure was perfect (for me anyway) and his technique excellent, I felt so loose and relaxed afterwards I could have fallen asleep on his heated table! On a personal level, he’s a very good looking man, s**y as hell with a killer smile and a great personality. He was very sincere and so easy to talk to, I felt at ease immediately. I highly recommend, and I look forward to seeing him again when he comes back to town!

Amazing! Joe found knots I didn't know I had. When my time with him was through, I felt very relaxed and refreshed. My body was humming. If you get the chance, spend some time with Joe. You will not regret it!

Scheduling with Joe was easy. He responded promptly and provided a map to his location. The massage pressure was perfect, and the massage thorough from head to toe. For an excellent massage, reach out to Joe.

Tall, strong and sweet! As a tall guy, it's hard to find massuers with enough wingspan to do the job. Joe is definitely that guy.
He tailored the depth of his technique as we went, and was able to zero in on problem areas I didn't know I had.
I've had massuers who are tall and strong, but not very connected, so his sweet personality was the icing on the cake! I will definitely book him again when we're in the same town.

Can't say enough good things about my experience with Joe. The environment was great, his warm and welcoming charm put me at ease, his heated table relaxed my body and his large strong hands put my muscles in a state of bliss. Very happy he moved to Ohio. One of the best massages I've ever gotten.

Easily one of the best massage sessions I've experienced. Book time on Joe's table to ensure you follow his mantra, "Self care matters."

Joe quickly responded to inquiry, booking first session at convenient suburban IHG property offering complementary parking. Joe greeted me at door--suite ambiance cool, massage table toasty warm. Target areas of massage & boundaries discussed.

Although making small talk, I clearly knew within the first 5 minutes of experiencing his talented touch that I made an outstanding choice. Joe expertly found the knots in my neck and shoulders, busting them with appropriate pressure. Back, arms, legs thoroughly addressed by long therapeutic strokes. (Who knew there are that many leg muscles?) Hands, feet, fingers, toes not forgotten. I commented that it felt as if Joe was using my grandma's rolling pin on my body. Flipping over, he cradled my head and neck with one of his enormous hands while massaging my scalp. (You know how your puppy just loves that, too.) Then Joe descended to my chest, abdomen and groin, generating more waves of pleasure. Stretches of upper and lower extremities followed. An extensively comprehensive fluid session.

Afterward, I feel both extreme relaxation and recharged. It was amazing finally experiencing Joe's touch. I sincerely hope our paths cross many times in the future.

Joe exceeded my expectations! He gave a intuitive massage that took care of all my aches and pains. My previous experiences with masseurs as handsome as Joe were usually not very good. Joe gave an excellent massage with firm and long strokes. He is a very caring person and listened attentively to I situation I was facing. I look forward to my next visit not only for the massage but for his warmth and caring attitude. I am so glad our paths crossed!

Joe is such a gem and so sexy my god! Beautiful smile beautiful body strong hands… was the best hour spent in a long time

I had the pleasure of booking another appointment with Joe while he was in Columbus. Scheduling was easy and he quickly responded to my text. I enjoyed chatting with him and getting to know him. He is a great conversationalist, but if you're not a talker he can respect that too. The massage was wonderful with just the right amount of pressure. I also thought the heated massage table was a nice touch, as I tend to get cold easily. Hope to see you back in our city again soon!

I had the opportunity to book a massage with Joe this past week. I can start by saying what everyone else says is pretty much true, but I'll give it a go with my impressions.

We had a glitch in scheduling (MY FAULT), and Joe was understanding, accommodating and we were able to find a new time.

The massage - What can I say? It's a real massage. Every muscle of yours is going to be pushed and pulled, and stretched into submission. This is what I want from a massage. I don't want to feel like someone threw some oil on me, spread it around, and called it a day.

The man - Joe is manly and muscular with sinewy arms and huge legs. He's also friendly, has a great smile, and is easy to talk to, talking when you want and leaving the silence sit if that's what you want. (We did both!)

I don't know what else to say except if you're on the fence, don't be. Just book a damn appointment!

Thanks Joe!

Best. Massage. Ever. Period. Mic Drop. Book now! It was fantastic. I’ll be a returning customer for sure.

Joe was amazing.. He was quick to respond to my questions, get me scheduled, and was in communication up till I arrived. He is just as handsome and charming as he looks. His deep pressure and attention to the area that needed attention, I 100% think he was the best session. I’ve had in a very, very long time. If he’s visiting your city, I absolutely think you should book him. You will not be disappointed!

I have had a lot of massages in my life. A LOT!! And I read reviews all the time where the client says “best massage I’ve ever had.” I usually takes those comments with a grain of salt, thinking the writer is just thinking of a most recent massage and not really comparing it to every other massage he’s ever had. But I can say without a doubt that my massage with JoeDetroit was truly the best massage of my life!

I usually leave a massage thinking I’ve been “worked on.” But I left my massage with Joe feeling I’d been “care for.” This man is genuinely interested in bringing healing to your sore muscles. He met me at the door with a sincere hello and welcome, and he invited me into a well-appointed hotel studio. He asked me to lie down on the heated massage table and started his magic. Opening conversation was pleasant but was followed by some much needed silence as his warm, strong hands provided just the right pressure to soothe my aching body.

Joe was totally focused on me the entire hour, never reaching for his phone or turning his attention away. And even after the massage he provided great conversation and gym advice to be my best self. My only regret was not booking more time!

Guys, if Joe is near you, book him! Quick! You won’t regret it!

Traveling for work and I came across Joe's profile. We chatted and he explained his massage style and then we set a time. His photos are current but don't do him justice! He's a stud and he knows how to use his hands!!! He had a relaxing environment and he never seemed rushed. I'm pretty sure this was the best massage I've ever had.

A phenomenal massage therapist. Best one yet I have had from anyone. I wish he was local to Orlando.
Thank you

I was happy I saw that Joe was in Orlando and was able to book with him-he has so many incredible reviews here I figured there must be a reason. Let me tell you, this was one of the best massage experiences I have ever had, and I have had a LOT! He was so kind, so caring, so easy to coordinate with via text, and from the very first contact I felt a genuine care from him.

I showed up to his rental home not sure what to think, but as soon as I felt that heated table and Joe’s huge strong hands and warm energy, I started to melt. I’m usually a talker, but when I’m nervous I’m fairly quiet and he seems to follow what works best for you so it was quiet for a while as I slipped into a meditative and relaxed state.

Joe uses his hands, arms, and whole body to absolute perfection. Stretching, massage, perfect pressure, and intuitive touch. It was relaxing and exhilarating at the same time. Not to mention, Joe is very sexy. Tall, big in all the right places, and with piercing blue eyes. I really had an amazing time and I can’t wait until our paths cross again so I can book more time with Joe. Thank you so much Joe!

Joe worked on me today and it was the best 90 minutes I have had in a long time. He is an amazing masseuse and knows just how much pressure to apply. He used his arms, legs and body as well as his hands. He incorporated some great stretching as well. And his heated table felt great on a cold day! Joe is a hot sexy man, his pictures do not do him justice. I left as a relaxed satisfied man. I will definitely call him again when he is in town!

Just had my first session with joeDetroit! He was easy to book, even though I asked him for an early appointment! He listened to my preferences and delivered a mesmerizing massage! I fell asleep twice and felt so relaxed and rejuvenated afterwards! He’s very handsome and delivers a massage that is both therapeutic and sensual! I felt like very lucky to have started my day and pretty much my year with this experience! I cannot wait for him to come back to Atlanta! I am writing this review within an 30 minutes of seeing him, he’s that good!

I recently "jumped through several hoops" for a massage with a new, "outstanding" masseur. All that effort resulted in a poor, wasteful session. My job has been rather intense lately, and my body was still yearning for a genuine massage. I noticed JoeDetroit was visiting. I was reluctant! .............

But, I am thrilled! 90 incredible minutes! Joe was genuine, thorough, professional, experienced, honest, and focused. His communication was clear and concise. His greeting was truly sincere and warm. The atmosphere was clean, relaxed, and comfortable. Our conversation flowed easily. The massage was exactly what my body and spirit wanted: a chance to exhale! Every varied stroke had a meaningful intent and impact. His pressure was firm and appropriately deep. The stretching was calculated and appreciated. He is equally beautiful outwardly and inwardly. Most of all, it was not routine. He genuinely tried to make the moment special and unique to me. Not one moment was wasted. Joe is worth every minute, mile, and dollar.

Met with Joe while he was visiting Pittsburgh. Made a last minute decision to see if he was available, and fortunately he was. He’s absolutely fantastic at what he does. Aside from the obvious (and totally accurate) handsomeness, he’s a very kind, polite, and engaging man. He found areas I didn’t even know needed the work. Never heard so many pops and cracks come from my body. Also my first time on a heated table, and I can’t recommend it enough. The entire experience, from the lighting to the music, was wonderful. Left feeling as relaxed as I’d ever felt following a session (still feeling it a few days later). Really happy I made the decision to contact him. I’ll definitely be on the lookout for when he’s back in my area, because I wouldn’t want to miss out.

Joe is likely the best masseur I have ever had the privilege of seeing when I was travelling out of town. He was exceptional with communication and stayed in a very upscale hotel just outside of downtown Nashville. His photos are accurate and an exceptional human being. Easy going, easy to talk to and great hands. I enjoyed the overall experience and will be seeking Joe out in the future when he is in Detroit or in a location where I might also be. Thanks Joe for a great time and for the requested feedback. Safe travels.

I recently had an AMAZING massage with Joe, and I cannot emphasize AMAZING enough! The 2 things I look for in a masseur are someone who has skills / is trained and someone who is really strong (I'm not frail). Joe excels in both areas, and he honestly exceeded my expectations. My super-tight "desk job back" kept him busy, but he didn't neglect arms, hands, legs, butt or feet, which was much appreciated. Equally as good as the massage: Joe is just a super-nice guy and easy to communicate with through the whole process, from booking until I walked out the door. He really wants to make sure clients have a great experience and works the WHOLE time of your appt (I booked 90 minutes). In my experience, that's not always the case. I can't imagine getting a better massage, am glad I found him, and I will book him again as soon as he's back in my area, no hesitation. Thanks, Joe, & Happy Holidays!

Met with Joe in Austin about a month ago. Massage is nice erotic part is super nice. Very sweet guy and thick. Cant wait for him to come back

Joe is amazing. I saw his profile here and was immediately intrigued so I reached out. He was very responsive to me and all my questions. We agreed on a time to meet and just checked in on occasion with one another to make sure nothing changed.
From the moment he opened the door and greeted me with that amazing baritone voice of his, my nerves were at ease. The room was dimly lit with aroma therapy candles providing just enough light. After some talk he instructed me to get comfortable and to lay on his massage table. It was heated, y’all! OMG, the heated table was amazing but just the tip of the iceberg for what I had in store for me. The massage was otherworldly. He found and focused on problem areas and expertly worked all of the kinks out. Hands down one of the best massages I have ever heard and was definitely the most sensual.
I sure hope you come back to San Antonio again. I will definitely be booking another session with you.
Joe is the real deal!