Straight_Man's Massage Reviews (33)

Really nice guy and excellent massage. Very relaxing and comfortable environment. Recommended

Amazing experience with this guy last week. Very firm and sensual touch that was invigorating and left me feeling fantastic. Friendly and flexible, made it easy to arrange appointment. Will definitely return.

I haven't seen Straight_Man for a few months, but I always try and fit some time in when I can. I've seen him a few times, so you can check out my other reviews. I can't really add anything else from what I've said before, only that he gets better each time if that's possible. If you never had the pleasure and opportunity to spend time with this special human, your missing out. There's no one else I'd go to for a service like he's. 10 / 10 in an understatement

I have been to see straight_man numerous times over the past few years and always have an incredible experience. He has very intuitive hands and I always leave feeling 100% better than when I walked into his space. The chat is insightful and it’s nice he spends time getting to know you and vice versa. You’re in safe hands with this one and I highly recommend his skill, warmth and sincere approach.

I have been visiting straight_man for several times now. As always he is very professional. Highly skilled on his techniques (you'll know from his touch). I enjoyed the entire massage session and feeling relaxed after. I almost felt asleep at some point. Glad I got this opportunity to connect with this gentleman and looking forward to more therapeutic /relaxing sessions. Highly recommended. book him now!

Met Straight_Man today and what can I say, an amazing experience from a warm, friendly and very talented guy. Made me feel at ease immediately and the massage was sublime. This guy really knows what he’s doing and also has great conversation. He stays in complete control and is fully focused on you throughout the session. Don’t hesitate booking a session with him, you really want regret it. Until the next time 🙏

had several massages with this very kind and skillful guy.
really knows how to take care of his clients and always giving you top notch care and massage.
our session as always left me so relaxed and felt so good right after.
he really pampers his clients well.
come and visit him. added bonus as he is handsome and hot as well.
thank you once again! see you soon mate!

I have had several massages from Straight_Man and they have all been fantastic. He seems to really understand what works for me and very definitely knows what he's doing.
We have very interesting conversations and I feel that he cares a lot about doing a good job for me and his other clients.
And just in case you’re interested, he is spectacularly hot.
I absolutely recommend this man.

Bad attitude,entitled and disillusioned.
Charges £300 for an outcall visit. Really?!

This guy is real deal. Massage skills are first rate and he is interesting and interested
I felt amazing afterwards 10/10

My 2nd time with this man, can definitely say he still one of the best masseurs I have had. Really friendly and will make you feel welcome and at ease. Still very handsome, hot and pleasing to the eyes.
He takes time to make the most of it and not a clock watcher.
Highly recommend to visit him and try his expertise.
Feeling very relaxed after the massage!
Thanks again mate. x

Such a nice, respectful guy. I was fit in last minute, and he went out of the way to travel to me (I was happy to pay a little more considering how far out I was). Amazing experience, and stunning guy ;-)

What an amazing massage from a very skilled Straight_Man. It was easy to set up an appointment with a really friendly guy but what an extremely sensual experience, something you will have to try in order to understand. Would highly recommend you book this bodywork expert.

Unbelievable experience looks just like his pictures had several massages now and each time he use new moves and literally I feel like like I’m floating
Very nice guy definitely well worth the time he spends

Second time to meet Straight_Man in a month! Just came back from a long flight and as you can imagine, a massage is just what I needed. From the last time we met, I knew he was good, but I think he was even better this time if it is possible. I'm not sure if it was because I was less anxious, but even the pressure and technics was much more deeper and focused on all the right spots. It was exactly what I needed. My only regret is that I didn't book 90 mins to have him focus on my tired feet, but that's my fault haha and he kneaded out and sorted the rest of my tired knots expecially around my neck shoulders and glutes.

If you want to have a real massage, then you need to give him a try.

Thanks again :)

A perfect massage from the perfect man. There's a reason why he has so many five stars reviews.
Thanks Straight Man

Met Straight_Man today for the first time, after trying to arrange an appointment that suited both of us in seems like forever!

All his reviews are true and more there's nothing really much to add to be honest. He's kind, knowledgeable, professional and accommodating. He is true to his art, I never felt uncomfortable once or hurried. He's very clear on what be does, but is so nice and professional about it. Some are really arrogant and rude. I messaged him and he fit me in at the last minute and even travelled to me. I can't say anything kind enough or give him enough praise.

Thanks Straight_Man,

Nathan 👍🏼

P.S. Please be kind to him and respect him he deserves it.

I have met him on many occasions since my first review in August.

He is simply a great friendly guy to be around and never clock watches and always has time to have a chat and coffee with.

He is the most intuitive therapist I have met and the reason I plan to see him regularly.

Perfect pressure and the stretching is amazing (when you get used to it!)

He is exactly as his profile states and whilst therapeutic, it is also sensual but respectful and non sexual.

I suppose I have to mention again he is devilishly handsome which makes the experience even more pleasurable!

See you soon

highly recommended! what a very nice, warm-hearted and of course good looking guy. even better in person even.
the massage techniques is just so good, you know that he is highly skilled!
very easy to book. still feeling so good while writing this review.
go and book him!
worth the travel. see you again soon! - H

I had a great massage experience and was left in a bliss I could not come out of for a few hours after! 😀 good hands, gentle touch that gets deeper as needed. A good, respectful, easy-going man. Quick to respond during the booking process. I loved it!

Once again has to be one of the best massages
Never fails to impress

A very relaxing massage. He did the entire body and did a mixture of deep tissue and sensual strokes. One of the best therapeutic massages I've had.

The most pleasurable feeling to be in his company. A very special guy.

My 2nd massage and it was even better than the first
The power and feeling in his hands is rare in anyone
The aura he oozes is that of confident approachable, and knowledge, the fluidity of the massage is not only therapeutic but so relaxing and the feeling afterwards is incredible, the pressures applied varied and the power just transmit through his hands.
He definitely is one of the best masseurs I have ever come across in the world
Over the years I’ve had many but this has to be the best