Dansmanhands's  Blog

Hello everybody! Hope you are all doing well! Due to this crazy covid stuff I'm no longer able to provide incall massage, So untill I find a new location for my studio its outcall only and schedule wise I'm also now only able to do massage appointments on the weekends... Typically its best to give me at least one days advance notice.... Thank you all! Have a blessed weekend and stay safe!

Im available for outcall this weekend. You can call me at 503 754 8478 to schedule an appointment. Hope you have a great weekend!

It's almost here folks hmu if you need a little relaxation in your life, these are stressful times we live in and a good massage can help cure the blues! Text me for the quickest reply.

Its almost fall! Time to stock up for the winter :-) im offering buy 5 get 1 free and buy 10 get 2 free on massage packages... Have a great day!

Hey folks just fyi im still available for out call and now available for some incall as well, hmu for details if you need a good rub down!

Hello yall just fyi if you do need incall im more flexible with all that on the weekends... But either way feel free to hit me up and see if im available...

Hey everyone just fyi Its much easier for me to do outcall at the moment so if possible book me for an hour or two at your place and I'll come work those muscles over!

Happy hump day the week is half over with! Hope yall had a good 4th of july weekend!

For those of you interested im now doing out call work if when needed. Stay safe everyone.

Got all my weeds pulled and plants watered. Feel free to give me a call lr text if youd like to set up a massage

Hey hey my fellow portlanders and travelers! Happy 420 I've got the cbd lotion ready for anyone need to get good and relaxed on all levels :-)

Hope you all have a good hippy holiday!!!

Hey folks hope your all staying safe out there... Im still working just paying a little extra attention to sanitizing everything! Im still booking massage and working most days.

I'm finally all moved into the new place or rather the new old place lol, still a few boxes to unpack but otherwise its all gtg, got my table set up and candles lit, it's all warm and cozy and ready for some good relaxing massage.

For those who like it or for those who need it; If you've never tried it before its basically a little like pot/thc but without the head high... Great for aches and pains, great for anxiety, helps appetite and nausea...

Im about to head downtown if anyone needs me hmu

Happy Valentines to all you lovers out there! Hit me upnif you need a little loving healing touch yourself!!! Shoot me a text for the quickest response.

One of my clients left a pair of sunglasses here recently, and also someone left their wrist watch here as well but that's been here for quite sometime... I forgot who it was who left the watch but they had called about it but then never came and got it... Anyway I've still got your items... Feel free to give me a call or send a text if you want to come get your property.

It's an amazing experience having your body worked over by two sets of hands!

Here it comes again! Get your spot while they are still open :-)

Hmu if your needing a massage!!!

Hello Portland! It's a beautiful day! I'm up early and ready to rock!!! :-) Thank God it's Friday! Hit me up if you need a massage

Ah I love saturdays! Thank you Elton John for singing it the best!

If your looking for deep tissue or deep pressure massage look no further Im the best in Portland! Possibly the best on the west coast...in either case if your tired of hearing yes i do deep tussue then getting pet for an hour well hmu i use my man hands my elbows knuckles forearms and i get deep! Unless you like it soft then we can do that as well :-)