FunFlexibleHands's Massage Interview
Do you remember your first client ? Tell us something about that first day when you decided to be a Masseur!
It was a bright, sunny morning and the orange trees were full and green with large ravens cackling madly in their branches. He came over with a foul expression, a bundle of tight muscles under tanned skin. I worked with feverish pace to relieve him of that weariness, my hands burrowing into his back. He sighed in relief and I, having held my own tension in my throat, breathed a breath of delight. Then he farted, but I ignored it, then he giggled, and I stymied a smile. We shared a moment of awkward childlike fun.
The End
Some people say that being a Masseur is addictive. Would you miss your Masseur days ?
Like a drug addict.
Do you consider yourself a successful Masseur?
As successful as a Jedi Master under Yoda's tutelage. 85% retention rate.
Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like your clients to absolutely know about you?
One time in t-ball I hit a home run.
How would you like someone that contacts you for a massage to feel when they leave?
Like they wanna double my rate next time they see me.
What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?
I'm a writer, photographer, gaymer, and plant daddy. I love hikes and riding bikes. Traveling and telling jokes and working on my very old truck.
Why did you become a Masseur?
Because Wendy's couldn't handle all this and star trek commander isn't really a thing yet :(
What advice would you give to someone who wants to be a Masseur?
Do pushups AND pullups and dont neglect leg day.
What distinguishes you from all the other Masseurs?
I once fought off four ninjas with my fingers and passive aggressive jokes.
How long have you been a Masseur and how long do think you'd like to continue?
I've been masseuring for about 8 years now. I'll probably be going for another 2.5-3 weeks because I'm pretty certain that imma win the lottery soon.
How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?
I travel a lot but dont like to be away for long because I get nervous that my plants might die.
Is extensive training necessary for a Masseur in order to be successful?
Training yes, but really intuition and having true compassion for people and a desire to help is more beneficial than training and a lack of awareness of another's feelings.
How do you like clients to feel about the experience when they leave?
I like them to feel like shit...?
AMAZING, duh... come on RM.