Massage Types I Am Offering
About Me
Happy New Year - I'm Back in Business :)
Questions? Ask me anything - I’m an open book and non-judging. I’m a laid back, goofy, and deeply spiritual person. I know my value and I do not tolerate disrespect or passive aggression - I will block you immediately.
SERVICES*
Therapeutic Massage
Sensual Massage
4-Hands Massage
Tarot Reading
Space to Talk
THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE: A full or partial body rub at the pressure you prefer.
SENSUAL MASSAGE: A massage with an additional focus on sacred energy, light touch, and/or erogenous zones. Can also guide your through a meditation upon request.
4 HANDS MASSAGE: A premium service, therapeutic or sensual massage with two masseurs. (Please book in advance)
TAROT READING: A custom response to a question, intention or problem you have, inviting you into deeper self-awareness and an intentional exploration of possibilities, pathways, and resolutions.
SPACE to TALK: An open space to hang and talk about life, love, the body and relationships.
*Special requests? Please ask and know that my work is based on trust. Be direct and specific. Happy to talk about desires, boundaries, and possibilities.
**I am not offering oral or penetrative s*x. I only use my hands, but am happy to discuss all forms of eroticism in person and am very open to creating a body positive and life affirming space. DO NOT MESSAGE ME with salacious requests.
***I can travel <30 miles for an additional fee.
COST
For in-call services, I use a Pay-What-You-Choose system, meaning you pick your rate. I suggest 100-300/hr depending on your access and income. NOTE: It's not a discount, it's about inclusion.
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Isaac visited my house. He brought all the cool stuff — oils and hot cushy pads and a star projector for walls and ceiling. After my room transformed into galactica psychidelica, Isaac went to work. Admittedly, I was new to sensual massage, but I can’t imagine any better than his. He laughed at my jokes (I’m a funny person), and checked in to verify pressure or confirm I hadn’t slipped into a coma. He worked my back, legs, chest, and thighs, kneading knots in different places until they gave up and disappeared. His conversation suggested honesty and transparency. He had clearly done this before, but I was glad that at no time did I feel he was merely going through the motions, looking at his watch, or racing to get done. In fact, he was generous with his time: 90 mins turned into 3 hours.
Isaac is a very caring and sweet masseur. He obviously takes his work seriously and it shows! Very relaxing and enjoyable experience. Will definitely repeat when I’m next in DC!!
Isaac delivered what was arguably the best sensual massage I've had in years. He was very engaging and interested in making sure my needs were met, then surpassed my expectations. There was never a feeling of urgency or clock watching either. We probably chilled and chatted for twenty minutes before the massage even started. What stood out to me were the smaller things he did. For example, he gave me a hand massage out of nowhere. It's a small thing I'd never think to ask for, a thing other masseurs don't really do, and when I felt my fingers popping I realized I had been missing out on it. I felt the effects of massage the moment I got into my car and for days after. I was truly thankful for the experience.
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