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Let’s get the question we all want to know first, does he match his pictures? Yes! Actually much more handsome in person! He was on time and so kind even though I was completely ready for him for our agreed time. I saw a review stating his hands were warm. This statement is true, his hands are incredibly warm, it’s amazing. I dozed off serval times into nowhere which rarely happens to me and that’s how I know I’ll be returning just for him. He went above and beyond in service and again did I mention how kind he was. My only complaint would be he did have any of his own oils or lotions. But that’s about it. 10 out of 10 recommend!
So I’ll start by saying JoesHands was incredibly accommodating, even on a big day for him. His hands were strong and delightfully warm (like two heat packs or something) gliding across my body. Super studly with a killer body too. He even managed to fix a super problematic area quite a few have attempted to no avail. Will be back!
Wow, if you get an opportunity to let Joe put his hands on you... DO IT. What an amazing massage from top to bottom. He's hands knew exactly where to go and what to do. Don't miss an opportunity if Joe's in tow... GO FOR IT! You will be very pleased. I know I was.
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