LeopardTherapy's Personal Masseur Interview

Last Updated: Nov 24, 06:28

- Pleasuring people fulfills a life purpose of mine, nourishes my heart and soul, and makes me feel like I am contributing something meaningful and good to the world.

I also, plain and simple, do not want to work a 9-5 for some corporation when I can run my own business doing something I enjoy. If I can connect with and pleasure people for a living and have the disposition to do so, then I will pursue that.

- Psychedelics have played a profound and pivotal role in my development as a human being and my journey toward self-actualization (especially regarding being gay). These ancient and sacred medicines are tools that have helped forge me into a compassionate, love-spreading, deeply empathetic, nature-loving hippy who wants everyone to be happy, find inner peace, and truly feel love and love themselves. I'm sure they facilitated this life path of pursuing massage therapy and body service/worship.

I recently graduated (May 2024) from UW Madison with a master's degree in psychedelic neuroscience, so am aware of this field of study and its potential from an academic and scientific perspective.

Note that these substances are not for everyone, and I do not suggest that everyone use them. If you're curious, I will point you to the documentaries "Fantastic Fungi," "How to Change Your Mind," and "Dosed," where people much smarter than myself can illuminate you! I could also suggest scientific articles for a deeper dive.

- In my free time, I love playing rugby (International Gay Rugby—lots of sweaty, beefy men piling on top of each other) and beach volleyball. Love live music (concerts, festivals, raves), doing whatever fun thing with friends, podcasts/audiobooks, gym/sauna, keeping up on the latest scientific research (typically psychedelic neuroscience and physiology, though it's all fascinating), games (tabletop RPG, board, video, lawn), immersing myself in nature (kayaking, camping, foraging, hunting), and exploring various altered states of consciousness, and can find enjoyment in most things!

- My fun one is that I was born with a single testicle! Though, I was self-conscious in high school and had a prosthetic ball put in at 17. Doc said it was the biggest prosthetic they had, and it still pales in comparison to the size of my "super-nut," which doubled in size to make up for hormone production. So you will notice my sack is lopsided, and the smaller "ball" will feel harder. I often find myself fondling it, which feels great.

Another oddity of mine is my pursuit to gain more fur (body hair)—a "fur gainer," if you will. It's a body modification that is rarely discussed, but it is possible, and there are various strategies.

As for the actual massage, it doesn't seem like many masseurs are familiar with or provide Nuru, which is my specialty and interest. I am not classically trained in other forms of massage but am interested in incorporating aspects of any massage technique that could enhance my Leopard ExperienceTM.

Clarification- I am not licensed, though even if I were a classically trained licensed massage therapist, my license would get revoked at any hint of erotic massage, so I have been autodidactic in my massage education.

- A puddle of blissful ecstasy, metamorphosis, like they just experienced something holy or sacred, a hedonic ritual that has paid tribute to the gods and brought us closer to the divine.

- My major travel locations at this time are Minneapolis, Chicago, St. Louis, Greenbay, and Columbus. Upcoming travel dates will be listed on my profile.

One of my pipe dreams is an RV/bus outfitted as a mobile massage studio- looking for angel investors if supporting my business endeavors is of interest to you!

A major appeal of this job is the ability to travel and explore the world while sustaining my livelihood. I would love to experience new people, places, and cultures abroad. If you want a travel companion, I'd be an entertaining mate!

I think traveling to Japan and studying Nuru at its source would be fascinating, probably Nuru massage some giant Sumo wrestlers...

- Not yet, I have only very recently realized my soul's calling as a body worshipper. This is only the beginning...