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Glute & Leg Specialist
I CAN'T SEND A FACE PIC. I know, I know...you just want to see who you'll be in a session with. I get it. I just can't, I apologize. I'm just your average 6' tall, olive-skinned, big-handed nerd who gives one helluva massage :) I do try to keep in shape but don't obsess over the gym; I love food way too much, lol.
Okay now...Don't you ever just want to lay down, have someone take over and take care of you? Deep enough when needed, smooth enough where sensitive, with a perfect balance between relaxation and stimulation? Yeah, me too.
Fellow nerd (yes, an actual nerd) here-most likely would be intimidated of having a massage by the many super-beefed, perfect body therapists on this site that act like they're doing you a favor- We all want a legit massage above anything else, right? But, the extras are fun too! The answer to most of the usual ?s about the massage is 'Yes' 😉 so no need to ask, in fact...don't
Full body massage with organic oil, a focus on the glutes, legs, inner thighs, lower back (all my fav places too) where I use different parts of my body to dig. I'm tall and have a good reach over the entire length of your body as I straddle your head. I've created signature moves that you're gonna love-read the reviews- from the snake, to the head straddle, to the cowboy knee grind, the pretzel and a few others (all ancient techniques, of course.)
I’m a super chill/calm/nerdy guy. I'm not an ‘esc-court’, please don't ask. I don't share pics, unfortunately. Relax, don’t overthink/DON'T OVER-QUESTION (please), and enjoy the experience😉 - I promise you will.
Incall Rates:
60min-$150 | 90min-$200
Outcall Rates: +$50 I always bring my table (hotel, I'll just bring the face cradle and set up on the bed)
ASK FOR RATES IN MEXICO & Canada TEXT ME:)
*If you send me explicit texts, I won’t respond.
*If you cancel last minute or just don’t show up, I won't book with you again
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After reading these superlative reviews I had to book a session to see if Dylan lived up to expectations. Well, did and even exceeded them. Just a phenomenal massage and exhilarating experience. Great guy, great time, everything A +++++.
Gentlemen, if you have ever craved the touch of a true man, I highly encourage you to book with this beautiful person. He is an example of how all men should act and behave. Strong, sensual, caring and blissfully dominant. By dominant, I mean that he takes control and makes you feel comfortable and safe so that you can fully relax and let go completely. You get to focus fully on the waves of relaxation and pleasure that wash over you with every touch. This man’s hands are truly instruments of healing. He is intuitive in his touch and provides the type of massage that we all want and need.
If you have been hesitating to book through this site, or if you have had bad experiences before, do yourself a favor and take the step to book with DSB. This experience will open your eyes to what is possible when the masseur cares about how you feel and not just about getting you out the door.
DSB gives a true, complete massage that weaves in sensual elements that elevate the experience. His touch is deliberate and every movement is meant to make you melt into his table.
I will book with DSB every time he is in my city. Do yourself a favor and do the same.
Wow! Excellent massage/experience. I typically am not the kind of person that will take time to leave a review, but after my massage tonight, I left feeling inclined to make a review. This was by far THE BEST massage experience I’ve ever had. I have nothing but good things to say and not enough space to do so here. I wish I could leave more than 5 stars because he deserves 10! Hope to schedule again if he is ever back in my area!
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- I’ve been a masseur for about 8 years now and hope to continue with it as long as my strength allows. 💪🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
- Healing has always been in my wheel house. From nursing, to outreach, to being an animal care practitioner, I’ve always had a calling to help heal. When I decided to train as a masseur I knew it was just another part of the puzzle I’ve put together to help heal.
- Hmm. One thing I’d like my clients to know is that I care. I care how they feel about the experience when it’s over, I care about the temperature in the room, how things smell, how clean they are. I want you to leave better than you came at the least and having experienced something completely new at the most. I think about ways to make my session better and I keep reading and learning about this art. It may just be a massage to some but this work can be transforming if you let it.
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World Tour
With all these cities it feels like I’m on a tour, lol. Traveling can be difficult, especially in places you’ve never visited. It’s hard to gauge whether I’ll be able to make up the costs of traveling with appointments. It’s also nerve-wracking to anticipate the types of people I may meet—every city has a different energy with different types of people: some more kind, others more aggressive. With that being said, I still enjoy it and make sure that the sessions don’t get monotonous but still feel fresh. For most people it’s the first time they’ve ever experienced something like this, for others it’s a step in being vulnerable and open. I try not to take that for granted. If you see travelers in your area, take a chance and support us workers in this industry. It can be expensive and the support of the local community goes a long way in helping me plan future visits where I know I’ll be received well. I’m putting myself out there in a vulnerable way just as much as clients that trust me when they disrobe and climb on my table. I have a special place in my heart for my regulars that keep trusting me and building on that incredible exchange of energy. 🙏🏽🤓
My Reviews
I know, some of the reviews sound like they are reaching or AI-generated. I promise they aren’t. That doesn’t make the bouquet of praise easier to take in for me. I just try to do my best and focus on each client like they are my only client that I need to maintain and keep coming back. When I approach the session that way is when it becomes special, memorable, and meaningful. But it’s just a massage! Yes, but allowing someone to touch your body is vulnerable, personal, and intimate, regardless of the intention or anticipated happy ending (which, by the way, I highly suggest a happy beginning or middle to help fully relax by the end…or a couple of happy episodes-why not.) So while, for some, the session is a quick relaxation exercise, for others it’s an enormous and brave attempt at being present and vulnerable. I don’t take that for granted. I feel lucky to have met so many amazing and beautiful people and shared some special experiences. Looking forward to many more 🙏🤓
Which city has the best clients?
It’s interesting to see that each city has its own vibe and type of client. Every one good or bad for different reasons, some more pushy/aggressive, and others more shy/reserved. Some of my favorites so far have been Seattle, Tucson, Denver, Chicago, and Charlotte. Mind you, some of my favorite clients live in other cities, but generally these have been the best experiences overall so far. Each city has a unique lineup of characters, from serial flakes and entitled rich folk, to kind and uber-appreciative first-timers. You’d be surprised (or maybe not) to know how many of my clients have wives! Or how many are doctors, politicians, famous actors, school principals, surgeons, police officers, or government officials. I should write a book! lol. Of course part of the reason why I don’t post any face pics is because it’s important for me to keep my anonymity in order to protect and keep my clients private. So, no, I don’t touch and tell;) But there is a lot I could write about it. The underground world of sensual massage is an interesting bedside read for sure…
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