NERDwBigHands's Massage Reviews (143)

After reading these superlative reviews I had to book a session to see if Dylan lived up to expectations. Well, did and even exceeded them. Just a phenomenal massage and exhilarating experience. Great guy, great time, everything A +++++.

Gentlemen, if you have ever craved the touch of a true man, I highly encourage you to book with this beautiful person. He is an example of how all men should act and behave. Strong, sensual, caring and blissfully dominant. By dominant, I mean that he takes control and makes you feel comfortable and safe so that you can fully relax and let go completely. You get to focus fully on the waves of relaxation and pleasure that wash over you with every touch. This man’s hands are truly instruments of healing. He is intuitive in his touch and provides the type of massage that we all want and need.

If you have been hesitating to book through this site, or if you have had bad experiences before, do yourself a favor and take the step to book with DSB. This experience will open your eyes to what is possible when the masseur cares about how you feel and not just about getting you out the door.

DSB gives a true, complete massage that weaves in sensual elements that elevate the experience. His touch is deliberate and every movement is meant to make you melt into his table.

I will book with DSB every time he is in my city. Do yourself a favor and do the same.

Wow! Excellent massage/experience. I typically am not the kind of person that will take time to leave a review, but after my massage tonight, I left feeling inclined to make a review. This was by far THE BEST massage experience I’ve ever had. I have nothing but good things to say and not enough space to do so here. I wish I could leave more than 5 stars because he deserves 10! Hope to schedule again if he is ever back in my area!

Had an appointment today while he was visiting my city. Wow, is he phenomenal!
Don't let the lack of face pics deter you-he could very easily have pics and you would book him-he looks great and just does it for privacy reasons. As for the massage, it truly would be my pick for top massage I've received. He really knows what he is doing, and worked areas that were troubling me without me even having to say anything. I told him after the session that I will always book with him whenever he visits my city, and that is a promise I totally intend to keep!

Awesome, fabulous, incredible, mind blowing, fantastic…are all words that don’t come close to describing my experience with Dylan. This was my second massage with him. The first was over a year ago and I’ve been impatiently waiting for his return.

First of all, Dylan is a self-proclaimed nerd, but he is anything but. He is extremely handsome and has an amazing body. He is easy to set up an appointment with. He puts a lot of thought into the ambiance in the room with proper temperature, lighting and music.

The massage itself is one of a kind. He is definitely a leg and glute specialist. He used his whole body to massage me. His pressure is excellent and I was not only relaxed, but also invigorated through the entire massage wondering what he was going to do next.

I get massages regularly and this one eclipses them all. Do yourself a favor and book with Dylan. Don’t let his lack of face photo deter you. Amount paid included a well-deserved tip.

I regularly get massages from this site. This was my all time favorite one. Dylan gives a very unique experience . The massage is a great combination of skilled therapeutic and highly sensual. Hope he comes to my city often .

An absolute delight! Kind, skilled, a great conversationalist and cute as a button. Highly recommend!!

Dylan was fabulous. Warm heart and hands. He offered a deep sensual massage with oils , hot towels, and post aroma therapy. He’s intelligent and very handsome and offers a super wonderful massage experience.

Sinfully good!! The experience that he has curated is unmatched. From the moment he enters until his departure, you are captivated by his warm personality, delightful smile, and wicked body. You will soon come to understand that this is all a part of disarming you…making you receptive to the upcoming experience. This. Is. An. Experience. There is NO part not enjoyed…his signature moves…the playlist…whew!

Do yourself a favor…BOOK him NOW! Fight, if you must, for a time slot! Every body, literally…your body, needs this touch…HIS touch. And oh, do not be concerned about the lack of picture…believe me…he is adorable. IF every “nerd” looked like him, then “study hall” would be quite a different experience in school. I highly anticipate his return or our paths crossing. I absolutely hate that my schedule does not allow for more bookings while he’s here.

Best EVER! I have had quite a few massages in my life and each one left me wanting more. I can honestly say I was completely satisfied by his massage. The full body contact during the massage will make you melt. The therapeutic mixed with sensual was spot on. My only wish is that you were here in Houston full time. Thank you for making me feel great and very loved. You are now my favorite nerd.

Dylan was amazing his techniques were very sensual and erotic. He uses his entire body to massage your his touch and pressure is wonderful. I have had tons of massages nothing like his. You need to give Dylan a try you leave stress free and relieve. Dylan I will see you again next time you’re in Houston. Amazing experience

This is the exact review I gave Dylan three years ago! So I say "ditto" except that when you think it could'nt get any better it DID!!! I'll never miss him when he comes to town if at all possible!

OK gentlemen, This is the one you've been looking for!!! Dylan is kind, warm, strong and attractive. He performs a truly choreographed and wonderful deep tissue therapeutic massage. As Dylan works his magic you would swear there are four hands massaging you. He uses his entire body to create a delightfully erotic tone to the session. I Left totally relaxed and drooling, in a foggy state of euphoria. Run...do not walk to make your appointment.
I will definitely be seeing his the next time he is in town.

Today was my 8th session with Dylan over the past 3 year. And all I can say is, MAN they just keep getting better and better. And this is a lot to say considering that my first and subsequent sessions have all been knock outs. I am on cloud 9 for days afterward. His finely orchestrated session is something to marvel at. And he keeps honing his skills so they are never the same. The company of this tall dark handsome man will linger on my mind as will his incredible moves and touch. I can honestly say I love this guy. If I had to be trapped on an island I would choose Dylan as my partner. Thank you for coming back to my town. And for anyone that sees that you are in their town I would just say, you lucky dog.

If you want a spectacular massage, go with Dylan. He has a marvelous technique combined with classy professionalism that lets you know you're having a top level experience. From beginning to end, I felt like I was in a luxury accommodation with every need attended to. Dylan is friendly, communicative and gentle where he needs to be. He has instinct for touch that makes you wish the session will never end.

I have been with four masseurs. Out of ten, ten being highest, one masseur was a 1, one was a two, and one was a 5. Dylan was a 10+ all the way.

Dylan has a spectacular body, but, as he says in his profile, the body means nothing without the connection. You feel accepted and valued from the first moment and every part of the experience was sensual experience. Thank you Dylan!

It's been over a month since our session, so this review is long overdue—I hope he forgives me 😓. That said, it was genuinely the best massage I’ve ever had. It was so incredible that I found myself reminiscing about it every day for an entire week. While I don’t have much experience with massages and writing reviews, I’ll do my best to capture it.

In person, he’s tall, dark, and handsome, with a toned physique and a soothing voice that instantly puts you at ease. The massage bed was exceptionally comfortable, and the feel of his large, oiled hands was simply amazing. His technique really stood out; every stroke felt intentional, each long stroke made me crave for more. He even used his body in ways that took the experience to a whole new level. It was so good I almost cried.

If I could turn back time, I would. So if he's in your town, don’t miss the chance to book a session with him!

My experience was out of this world, (big) hands down the best massage of my life!

We started the session by talking through what aches and pains my body was experiencing, all of my concerns, and getting my questions answered. The next 90 minutes, my brain spent half the time out of my body, and the rest of the time blissing out at the amazing sensations I was experiencing.

20 out of 10, will always recommend, and definitely will get another session the next time you come back to Denver!!

Mr Dylan is the best massage therapist I have ever seen. I’ve had the pleasure of being in his table multiple times for the past three years, and each session is better than the last. He’s a very calm person who instantly puts you at ease with his magical touch. Can’t say enough good things about him!!

If this extraordinary talented, unique, warm, humble, engaging, intuitive and kind hearted man is in your city, run, don't walk to see him. He creates a safe, comfortable environment, including great music, lighting and the softest, warmest table I've ever been on (and that's saying a lot). Long flowing strokes, using his whole body and big hands to release and relax all tension is his style. he's well worth every dollar and every minute. I can't wait to see him again.

Wow, had the opportunity for a second session. Unbelievable and so perfect, awesome setting, touch, connection and took away all tress tension with perfect sensual experience. Cant wait to connect with him again. Thank you!

Trust this man. He will connect with you deeply and take you through an amazing journey. He is friendly and charming and obviously enjoys what he does. His massage technique is unlike anything I've experienced before. Give yourself over to him. You won't regret it.

I'm glad we overlapped while we were both in Seattle, and I hope we're in the same city again soon.

simply phenomenal. do your glutes a favor and get yourself on his table. nice guy, easy to book with, and easy on the eyes too.

wow, what a massage. Unlike any I've received before. He travels with his massage table and all the other supplies. The massage is a combination of therapeutic and sensual and the sensual is very sensual. Don't worry about no picture, he is handsome and has a great body and body parts. I look forward to his next visit to SF. Only negative is that it did not last the full 90 minutes

Unbelievable! Hands down, one of the best massage sessions Ive ever had. No lie, like he said, youre in for one helluva massage :) Dont think twice, book a session with this calm warm and incredibly good looking guy. Super nice warm guy made for the best relaxing experience. Cant wait for the next available appointment with him.

the full body massage was thorough and exceptional. as he said, special attention was given to my gluts, thighs, and legs, which was perfect, since i ran that morning. the entire set up was professional, room temperature was perfect, oil was lightly scented, all perfect. he is charming, calm, humble, and very good looking. he’s actually a young jock, as i didn’t get a nerd vibe. i requested him to please visit seattle more often. i can’t wait to book my next appointment.