We know why you came to this site, you’ve heard that we give the best massages, and you’d like to get one.
But oftentimes- you hesitate.
The rain is keeping a lot of people at bay today, it’s kinda quiet on my end - so if you have a moment, drop me a line and let me know what keeps you from getting a massage (are you afraid it will hurt, be awkward, cost too much, distance, not sanitary conditions)?
I’m just curious.

Brave the rain, and receive a discount.
Ask me about it.

If you have been working out hard, and need a massage to balance out all of the fatigued muscles, I would recommend a Swedish massage - which would not further damage all the tissues that you’ve already worked on.
You can, however, get a sports massage to have the opposing muscles firmly kneaded.
I’m offering a LUNCH SPECIAL TODAY (40% OFF the regular price) between the hours of 11am-4pm.

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You’ve tried the rest, now have the best! 🙂

Hey guys. How’s everyone doing?
Just updating you guys on my night yesterday. Went for a massage (at a fancy spa) with my friend last night (he was treating for my birthday).
I was all excited because I thought that spa massages were a treat! However, my massage was lacking. I don’t think he sensed my tense spots. I didn’t leave there feeling any better than when I arrived. My friend had the same sentiment.
So, I don’t want to sound biased - but maybe you can get better massages from a private masseur like yours truly.
Anyway, we went and got some treats from Insomnia Cookies afterwards- I think that’s the only thing that made my night better.

I hope everyone is having a wonderful start to the week.
Doing my weekly deep cleanse today - both to my space (so you can rest assured to have a germ free space when you come for your appointments) as well as myself (self care is just as important- so I’m treating myself to a massage today).
I like to practice what I preach.
So, don’t forget to book yourself an appointment for a massage this week (even if it’s not with me) because taking the time to relax and heal is very vital to our health.
ASK ABOUT MY HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL.

Just the tip…for today:
Trying to lose weight?
The Journal of Neuroscience suggests in an article that massage lowers cortisol levels in the body. Reduced cortisol levels, in turn, lowers appetite, reduces fat accumulation and stress, which helps to lower your weight.
Also, ASK ME ABOUT THE LUNCH SPECIAL!

Treat yourself to an intoxicatingly relaxing massage. HALF PRICED for in call massages between the hours of 4pm-6pm.
Normal rates:
Therapeutic Massage: $100/60 minutes
Sensual: $150.00/60 minutes
Erotic: $200.00/60 minutes
See you on my table soon!

…have been shown in studies to help relieve body tension and stress in your mind that will keep you going strong physically and mentally.
If you find yourself hitting a wall at work ideas, or with your gym workouts, come get a massage to rejuvenate your mental and physical prowess!

Stress getting your shoulders to knot up already this January? Sitting at that desk too long can cause even further pain in your back.
Take a break! Even for just 20 minutes. Go for a stroll, get a nice cup of relaxing tea. If you can get to some nature filled area, with trees, even better.
And if you can spare 60 minutes - get to your favorite massage therapist- we can help loosen up some of those tight kinks.
First time clients take $30.00 off the price today; repeat clients take $50.00 off.

…go down on me. I think that’s how the lyrics go!
It’s a nice chilly Autumn Day, perfect for warm hands to touch and massage your week’s worth of stress away.
Repeat clients receive a special discount.

As part of my athletic training program, I had the opportunity to observe college basketball players in action, and it reminds me that stretching and proper footwear is very important for back and leg health.
Another way to alleviate back and lower extremity pains is to get massaged regularly.
Ask me about student discounts - better yet - come see me!

Hey gents. I’ve gotten both Pfizer vaccine shots now, and am fully vaccinated and tested negative for Covid. Please don’t hesitate to contact me for a session.

In addition to the various massages listed, I also can offer body hair trim as an add on service.
You’ve worked hard all winter to gain those muscles, don’t hide them under that hair.

Though the weather outside is frightful, in here, it’s so delightful!
This snow (storm) is a beautiful way to start of February 2021! It’s also perfect weather to have your body worked on and rejuvenated, with warm oil and hands.
Not in the mood to travel? I can come to you. I grew up in Wisconsin, this is fun snow weather (until it ices up)!