There is a all over body deodorant called LUMEDeodorant.com for your sweaty genitals and smelly raunchy arm pits so if you have these problems I suggest you look into this deodorant for your own good because if you smell raunchy I probably will not massage you!

When I travel to other cities and states, I do travel with my professional massage table. To ensure you receive the best overall massage experience!

However, if you are a business traveler staying at a hotel and if you happen to be traveling with your colleagues and you need to be very discreet I can hold off bringing my massage table since it’s not a good idea look to have me standing at your hotel room door holding a large square massage table. If your work colleagues happen to walk out of their room and see me standing in front of your hotel room it may not look so good in their minds and suspicious to others wondering what’s going on in your room?

I’m always extremely discreet so no worries there. I can massage you on your hotel bed. I have done it many times with no problems.

When I send you my detailed information about my massage and my rates, I ask every person inquiring about my massage service couple questions concerning your health condition and your physical stats just so I know I’m dealing with a mature adult and to ensure you are legal age! Please answer my questions accordingly.

Even if you went to a National massage chain parlors they would have you complete a form about your personal health conditions and your physical stats!

I keep my massage business “professional” and I’m not sure how old you are hence why I’m asking you the very questions. I want to make sure you are a mature man and not someone under age!

Please keep in mind, I suggest you figure out your availability before contacting me about my massage service to save US time! I am a very busy certified massage therapist and as everyone gets vaccinated I will be even more busier! So don’t miss out on your opportunity to try my one of a kind amazing massage service! I recommend you set up your massage appointments in advance because I do not work in last minute chaos! Thank you for your cooperation!

David

Some of you guys are a hot mess! Please know what your availability is based on your work schedule before contacting me!

You’re wasting your own time when you are not organized. I am a very busy massage therapist and sometimes I have back to back appointments so the best thing to do is leave a message with the best way to contact you and I will get back to you.

IT’S MY CHOICE AND MY MASSAGE BUSINESS! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN MASSAGING IMMATURE ADOLESCENT PUNKS WHO DON’T HAVE ANY POT TO PISS IN! YES, I SAID IT. : )

SO WHENEVER ANYONE INQUIRES ABOUT MY MASSAGE SERVICE, YOU CAN BET I’M GOING TO ASK WHAT YOUR AGE IS.

Please check your work or home schedule FIRST before contacting me because otherwise you are wasting my time! I don’t have much time for back N forth emails and text messages.

Read my profile before contacting me to avoid asking 20 questions.

I am a Licensed Massage Therapist so keep in mind with me you receive a legitimate full body massage nude erotic massage that is a very thorough massage that will leave you feeling like jello! It’s amazing and nobody massages like the techniques I apply to make you feel rejuvenated. Majority of these guys on this site have NEVER attended massage schools to properly massage you so pick and choose wisely if you want Quality massage!

I know it can seem a little confusing but keep in mind that I post my profile in your city, and my profile may indicate that I’m available in your city but I do travel a reasonable amount to other cities to massage clients so it’s always best to ask me if I am in your city and available??

I have to post my profile in your city often times to self-promote myself before I plan my airfare and hotel. I’m never going to just show up in your city without any massage appointments.

I always plan ahead just like setting up your massage appointments!

When you read my reviews, you will notice the fluctuation in the amounts paid by each clients so keep in mind some clients had extended massage times, Manscaping, Body Scrubs and majority of all my clients Tip me generously for an amazing massage experience. Hope that clears up why my paid rates fluctuates.

First of all, I am not set up to accept credit card payments! I only accept CASH payments for a good reason and I do not accept Venmo payments linked to your credit cards.

If I render my massage services, payment is due! I do not massage on credit.

As I realize some of your guys are trying to be discreet about your payments, whether it be you are married and your wife watches your bank account like a hawk or whatever your situation may be. Credit card payments can get complicated and I don't do drama. I also have to protect myself from erroneous payments.

Thanks for your cooperation and understanding.

Are you nude while you massage? YES

Is touching allowed? YES

Are you discreet with your clients? Yes, the utmost respect and I have to be discreet!

Is everything performed safe? YES

Do you offer prostate massages? YES, I have a prostate massager. If you've never tried it I'm gentle with it.

Is there safe parking? YES, very safe neighborhood.

Do you watch the clock? NO, but I do pay attention to my start time.

NEVER-NEVER Pay masseurs when you first show up for your appointment because think about it for a moment, if you have to pay for your massage upfront and he’s got your money, do you really think your massage experience will be as good as if a masseur has to work and earn the money? My point, it’s your responsibility to hold them accountable to their words in the service they’re promising you.

Don’t become a victim of terrible massage experiences and HIRE ME!!! Read my client reviews that validates that I am the right masseur with the most consistent five-star reviews. That’s why you should hire ME!

I am available to massage you to relive your anxiety and work stress. Your wife in menopause? Are you lonely and need touched or enjoy a nice relaxing massage that rejuvenates your body and mind? Contact me to set up your massage appointment.

I am available when nobody else is!!

Safety is everything in my massage service.

I can not believe I’m having to remind adults this, but Before showing up to your massage appointment, be sure that your Anal area doesn’t have nasty toilet paper hanging off your anal hairs and come freshly showered before your appointment. It’s common courtesy!

Just because you have an office job and you sat at a desk for hours doesn’t make you clean. You are welcomed to shower at my studio before we start your massage session.

* If you have body odor, I will not massage you!
* If you have nasty smelly feet and athletics feet, I will not massage your feet. You should consider a pedicure for healthier feet.