Help me get through Grad school
Ok so lets be real… I’m not a certified masseur, but I can press into your back with the pressure that I can’t pay my rent on time. I’ve done this a lot without a profile and been told I’m great at it, so get yourself on my table and let me take care of you. I’ve avoided this for far too long because of pride, but how proud can one be having a degree and working part time jobs being treated like….ANYWAY, are you stressed about inflation? Let me deflate your worries with some deep tissue blah blah blah. You like pleasant smells? I’ve got Trader Joe’s candles and a diffuser that was a floor display from CB2, so its fancy. Plus I live alone and its a cute place if I do say so myself. Just ignore if my phone vibrates in the middle of our massage- that’s just the collectors calling.
Interested in me? Good because my credit card interest rates are going up up up and I need just as much relief as your muscles do. Pick me! Pick me!
