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Time and time again, I've had clients tell me that mine is one of the most unique massages they've ever received. Fewer of them say that it's hands-down the best they've had. Still, *any* of them saying this is noteworthy, and many actually do!
REGARDING MY "ASK ME" RATE: I have no set rate. Instead, I leave it to my clients to assign value to the work I had done with them. In other words, you decide. This ensures that neither of us does anything we're not comfortable doing. I trust you to take care of me reciprocally to the way I had taken care of you.
So, come on already! You've really got nothing to lose!
Please send me a text message to set something up. I really, really cannot be relied-upon to check my messages on this site, so please do not respond to my ad directly here. This ensures that your message will reach me without relying upon me to happen to log in on here.
-Michael
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I wish I could say wow wow wow, simply the best, but after him texting me 10 minutes after the scheduled appt time for him to say that he'd send me the studio address once he got there (5 minutes? 25 min?) all I could do was tell him to **** off. No idea what was so secretive about his address that I couldn't get the address until he was already there, but oh well. I left my place so I could be a few minutes early to respect his time, he couldn't be bothered to give me the same courtesy... No idea what I missed on a massage, he missed making $$$.
I have to put in what I paid him so I'm putting 100 while I had brought 300 in the hopes that it would be good, but the actual payment was a goose egg.
Simply the best!
I’ve seen Michael a number of times and he never disappoints. He is good at what he does and knows what he’s doing. On top of that he is easy to talk to and very attentive. I look forward to my next visit. Thanks Michael.
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still Sloppy Joe
Please don't be confused by my recent change in screenname. I'm still a Sloppy ol' Joe. And this new username is very intentional. If you don't know it, please be sure to look up the word. (It's not the chemical one might read at first glance. It's a different one.)
The engine is running again, both literally and figuratively. I am really enjoying Texas and all its different parts. Oklahoma, I'm sorry I couldn't stay longer.
Travels brought to a halt.
I've been traveling the country since December. I suppose that's why I've been too busy to write anything up on here. I made it all the way from my home in Utah, to where i broke my ankle in Florida.
Although I've fully recovered from my injury, my pocketbook has not. So here i am in central Texas. I can't afford to leave. I can't afford to get a hotel room. And I'm struggling with my confidence in seeing clients for outpatient sessions.
I'll probably shift out of this sad mindset as soon as tonight. But there are days when it seems like it's all just too much for me to bear. Maybe it's just time for bed.? (It's only 8:00, on the Friday night of a holiday weekend. 8=====D~
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