vincent_spazio's Massage Interview
Do you remember your first client ? Tell us something about that first day when you decided to be a Masseur!
That's an awful story about a man with no legs in a house with no doors or chairs who was kept company by the ugliest transmission specialist ever to motor across Southwestern Indiana.
Some people say that being a Masseur is addictive. Would you miss your Masseur days ?
In my opinion this question is slightly disingenuous. It seems like the question wants to be "being a [adult entertainer/*** worker/whore/rent boy/etc.] is addictive," but i can't know for sure. If I answer by the letter, no and no. Getting paid to fan the flames of my nascent eroticism, yes definitely addictive.
How would you like someone that contacts you for a massage to feel when they leave?
Eager for the next opportunity they would have to enjoy my company.
What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?
I am a classically trained musician, and I like to keep my passion for art music hot by never letting too long elapse without honing my chops. It's a good thing to dust off an old score and practice it up to performance quality on a regular basis.
Do you consider yourself a successful Masseur?
No, I'm an utter failure. I am embarrassed to admit how many clients I've "given the milk away for free" to. I don't know how to sell a god damned cow apparently.
Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like your clients to absolutely know about you?
Being nice gets me off. Even though I love opera and performing classical music, and definitely strive for flawless accuracy and perfection myself, I'm super non-judgmental and truly enjoy working with men of all shapes, kinds, and ages. Every man has something that makes him interesting to me. Maybe its his tree trunk thighs, furry chest, big nipples, nice fuzzy White Boy Big Bubble Buns that demand face burial, beautiful eyes, or his hairy back like a Gorilla. Perhaps he's able to recite Keats without sounding like a complete dork. I love to help my clients feel good about themselves. Great massage should have lasting effects after the session ends, not just for muscles but for feeling better about ourselves and our bodies. The gays must be nicer to each other. A lot of the masculine brotherly camaraderie between men that makes my experience so cherishable is already lost before real interaction even begins in this age of social media.