ChristopherPDX - Experienced Male massage therapist in Portland, OR

I had a great massage last night. 2 hours long. I do trades with a mate of mine. It was great to receive. Receivers are great givers too and everyone needs to get it on a regular basis. I'm enjoying having you, my clients to practice new techniques on. Thank you for letting me work on you. Today I did a long massage on a really fit guy and it was a great pleasure. Now, I am going for a long bicycle ride with this charge up.

I rode my Ninja 500 the other day and it was so exhilarating in the wind and out on the wide roads. It is amazing that when you ride your motorcycle ALL riders acknowledge you coming and going. It is really fun. My helmet stands out like a fire hydrant in a pack of dogs for all ages as well. I will post a pic.

I was thinking that maybe it looks bad when I go longer than the guy books the time for. I always ask if it matters us going overtime and I NEVER expect more money. I always say that it is on me. I have NEVER had any complaints but I thought I should make it known. Sometimes, more work is needed.

When I was a kid we had only 3 ways to get a hold of our friends. 1-call them on the phone, 2-go over to their house, 3-write them a letter. Today, we have those 3 options as well as texts, cells, cbs, ham radio.
Last week I set up an appointment and I have front yard trigger lights because my driveway is so long and as you come down to the house in the dark, the lights trigger on. The front door entry is thru the front carport and it lights up as well. You can see the front door. I usually don't do back to back massage and have at least an hours gap but this time it was 30 minutes. The new client got there early and I saw him as the lights came on but had to rush to the bathroom and thought he would come up to the door. Instead, he texted me and my phone was on the charger. He told me in a text, "I guess you are not here. Going home, not cool"
I got the text 15 minutes too late. The instructions were to come through the carport and ring the door bell. Isn't that why we have door bells? Told him in the instructions that I had a lot of cars as I collect fancy or older cars and they are all mine. He never got out of his car. How weird. Apparently he drove a ways.

I have this black lifted jeep. Jeep stands for
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Bought it with a rebuilt engine and tranny to go do the Gambler 500 Race with my kids. Thanks to the University of Youtube we have learned a lot about repairs. I just hate working in the cold so I hired a shop to replace the safety neutral switch. They ordered the wrong part so they had to keep it overnight. So, I set off at 8:30 am in the cold to hike back. 4.8 miles in 2 long sleeve shirts, jeans and steel toed hiking boots. Not a good combo for a hike on asphalt. Ever walk down a sidewalk and not pay attention and trip on a lifted concrete slab? re learned a lot. LOL Tomorrow I am riding my bicycle to pick it up. Years of sky diving falls have taught me how to roll thru a fall without getting injured. It was embarrassing though.

It's important for the massage givers to get and I have a buddy that I trade with but he always wants to give me more so I feel bad there but he likes to give more than get. I'm pretty solid and ***** and he can walk on my back and it feels good. Working out is helping me a lot. I wish he could stretch me like I do for my clients but he is not arm strong. Anyway, it was a great rejuvenating. I think I want to hire some of these other therapists to try them out

I recently gave a massage to what he identified as an alpha male. He seemed to think all masseurs were beta males. He berated me and stated that any man that would massage another man is subservient. I asked him why he didn't choose a woman and he said he preferred men. I wondered why he would bash us and yet still want our company touching him. I just did my best as he continued to talk down to me. He was pretty demanding of me and wanted things I didn't want to have part of the massage. He did say it was the best massage he has ever had and wanted a return today. He said I was pretty strong willed for a beta. Said I was also pretty assertive which was unusual. I agreed to come back and he told me to expect more demands. I laughed and said he might want to choose another to fulfill the erotic part he was wanting. He laughed too.
So, I got home, looked up all the definitions and I think I am a Sigma male. It is pretty interesting to examine. Go look it up and see where you fall into.

Just remembered I offered to take a stranded friend to Bend Oregon. So, loaded the massage table just in case and heading there at noon.
Lucky I love to drive. Oh, and I get to use sunglasses too. WHOO HOO

On the table, during one of the massages, the client lifted his head and asked, "Is someone here? I hear a man's voice!" I stopped and listened for a moment and I could hear a voice saying, "Oh yea, that's it, yeah right there, oooh it's so tight, ah, this feels good!" Then the same voice said, "good bird, good bird, I love you. You wanna come out?" LOL I have had this bird for 25 years and these words are new in her vocabulary. Now, when guests come I introduce them to the parrot, the chihuahua, the tweety bird and sometimes the tortoise. Then I close their doors and massage.

I just got my new fleece heated table top pad and it is so nice. It was suggested by a client and he will be so happy to experience it. I will still continue to use the flannel sheet for the top. I took a nap on it one night after working outside and having a shower and I didn't wake up until the next morning and I still had a great sleep. LOL

What the heck? Does the fabric you lay on, on the massage table matter?
It matters when regulating body temperature for your comfort during your massage. As we relax our body temperature reduces. When I am working on my clients their temperature rises and falls depending on what I am doing. I find myself draping them to keep them comfortable and so far they are liking that. I've ordered a fleece heat pad and these bamboo sheets that are chemical free. They are due tomorrow.

I love tropical birds. I had parakeets, diamond doves and pink parakeets in my outside aviary. The electric bill was horendous. Last year they were inside and messy with little feathers and seed husks. I love their singing and chirping. They are all back in the house now, in the dining room up against the floor to ceiling windows. I also have a talkative parrot and a chihuahua in the house. The dog is quiet. When I do massages I roll the parrot cage into the bedroom and put the dog in there but the little birds sing to the piano music or calm down in the quiet. When dusk starts to come on, they eat and start to roost or I cover them up. They are a pleasure to watch but I do like them in the walk in aviary to watch and be messy there more. They are only in until April so it is worth it to me to enjoy them inside.

When I graduated high school I was in a size 10. After college I was in a 12 and now I am in a 13. Statistics say your feet stop growing closer to to 21 but everyone is different. I do know that if your arches weaken and fall, your foot width will be affected which will throw your "gate off" and cause wear in your shoes, so check your tread wear. This will also give you problems with your knees which will irritate your glutes and back. If you go get those Scholl's gel inserts you might want to get a half size bigger shoe. Check out what shoes are out there that have good arch supports.

It's coming to the end of the massage and I just did his hands and fingers. He wasn't totally relaxed because he started to get up. I told him we aren't done yet and to relax. I went to his feet and he said he didn't want his feet done and I asked why. He said feet are gross and his are sensitive. I said I didn't think feet were gross and I can show you how we can do it so you feel good. Will you let me try for one minute and I will quit if you want me to. He said yes. Well, he loved it. He said he never felt so good and he could feel tingles all up his legs. I spent longer on him just to show him the value of having feet and toes done. I think I spent 20 minutes on his feet. It was an honour to hear him talk of the pleasure he got from it. I told him who ever he chose in the future to accept a foot massage. Another must massage area is the face, ears and scalp. When the person is snoring, you know you have done a great job and it is a compliment. Yea, sometimes I go over time but no has complained yet. LOL

This morning whilst I was hooking up my phone to charge, my room mate HeteroflexibleK came in to probably alert me to get out so he could prepare for his client, and my muscular glutes were perked up as I was prone on the bed and he started using them as a punching bag. I have been doing my 10,000 steps a day, every day, even extra hiking through the mall and costco and man did it feel so good. I want more too. LOL