MormonMan's Massage Reviews (24)

DAMN he's good.

Warm, smart and highly skilled about the human body and massage. I can only reiterate all the positive things others have said. Look forward to my next session, and will book a longer time.

I’ve seen MormanMan a few times now. He’s exactly as he describes in his ad. I sent him this message a few weeks ago and said I’d post it as a review.

Hey, I hope this message finds all is well. I've had a great summer of personal exploration, and wanted to send you a note of gratitude. Our sessions together have been fun and easy and you've definitely unlocked my mind and erotic side in ways I didn't anticipate but am absolutely thrilled about. You're great at what you do, and I'm thrilled our paths crossed. A giant thank you to you from me.

Hot damn! I can definitely see why he has so many 5 star reviews. My time with him wasn’t just a massage, it was an experience. MormonMan is talented with his hands and body, extremely personable, professional, kind, funny, and sexy. Really enjoyed my time with him.

I contacted him for a massage, I waited but it was all worth the wait.😊
He is very welcoming, sweet, kind and very intelligent who can really hold a good conversation. He constantly checks on me making sure I’m okay and he guided me through the entire process.
He’s very handsome, s**y and charming with a very satisfying touch.
Looking forward for my next appointment with him.

His massage is unique and magical.

A rare experience. A masseur who is “therapeutically” talented, a personality way bigger than the table, well read, articulate, and, amazingly SEXY (get him to model his thong)! This was my second session with MM and, like the first, nothing short of amazing. Super easy to book, foolproof instructions to his studio, exceptionally clean, neat, and relaxing…..the views of the bay are jaw dropping. During the session you don’t want it to ever end. Leaving his building you’re already looking at your calendar for when you can return. He creates a stellar experience.

Thank you again for your time yesterday. If this were a job review, I would say you exceeded expectations.

Long overdue review. Had the great pleasure of meeting MormonMan for a 90 min session. His place is very clean, with incredible views, and a great host. He is handsome, engaging, kind, and generous with his time. Massage felt nurturing, relaxing and invigorating. He frequently checked in with me to ask if I’m enjoying my time with him. Highly recommend.

Very impressed by the massage, and look forward to many more. I instantly felt a camaraderie, as well as comfort just being myself. I was impressed with the fun and intelligent chat along the way, feeling like I was getting a massage from a long-lost friend.

A few things to note about my massage…
1. INCREDIBLY grounding and felt comfy from the get go.
2. Loved all your techniques and the fact that you just have a way of making the person you’re with feel like you’re really into them. That’s a real talent!
3. I wasn’t sure about the platform bed vs. a traditional massage table, but I’m a believer now.
4. “I could have danced all night” or at least for another 90 mins or so!

Thanks for a great experience and I’ve already recommended you to a few guys. I’ll be back!

MormonMan was *amazing*! The massage was excellent - very relaxing. He did a great job working on loosening up my tense muscles. He was very warm and friendly and was great at communicating so that I felt very comfortable telling him what I was and wasn’t comfortable with. I can’t recommend him enough and look forward to seeing him again!

Glad I was able to schedule a session with MormonMan. His response was quick and friendly as well as professional. His massage space was very well thought out and made for total relaxation. MormonMan asked if there was any part of my body that I wanted him to focus on and I told him nothing in particular that I wanted a full body. The session started and I knew from the moment he began his first stroke with his forearm that I was in for a great massage. He used long stroked up and down my body to my neck with very firm pressure. He tackled the whole back from my neck, all the way down to my toes not skimping on any body parts. After working my back, he had me flip over so he can work the front. He spent a good amount of time where most masseurs don’t dedicate too much of it on the front and I appreciated that a lot. I can assure you that MormonMan is a handsome and sweet man. I highly recommend him to anyone wanting a massage. He’s top notch and one of the best in SF. I’ll visit with MormonMan again!

Great Experience, very welcoming and great communication, about my needs for the massage.

S I M P L Y AMAZING................FIVE STARS!

Awesome experience, had a great massage. Alex is really open and welcoming.

This was my first time using Alex and I was very impressed to say the least , and it will not be my last . He was attentive, with a firm touch that released all the stress in my body. The experience was amazing , the atmosphere was perfect and by the time he was done I felt rejuvenated. I would highly recommend Alex

For years, I've seen many masseurs from this site, but this is the first time I've ever left a review because MormonMan truly deserves it. He brought a genuinely positive energy to the experience and was intuitive about my body and mind's needs. It was a refreshing blend of deep tissue and sensual techniques, which provided physical and emotional release.

He's a charismatic, intelligent guy who can talk about a variety of topics or allow things to quiet down to let your mind escape. I appreciate the tips he gave me on stretching. I walked out feeling like a new man and had the one of the deepest sleeps that I hadn't had for a while. Definitely wouldn't hesitate booking him again! The best that SF has to offer!

MormonmMan is a man's man. He is definitely the guy next door...the handsome shirtless guy next door! He looks even better in person and I think he already looks pretty great in his pictures. He is very welcoming and is always making sure that everything he does is to your liking. He made me feel very relaxed and comfortable. He really made me feel like I made a friend. Just an all around great guy. You will not be disappointed if you get a massage from him.

MormonMan one of the best massages I have had, he says he's the guy next door type --- I only wish he had been. Open, natural and direct, with and open heart. He knows his way around a mans body.

The massage was amazing! He definitely knows what he's doing - I arrived with tension all over and left completely relaxed. Super, easy natural conversation, felt like I had known this guy for years. Highly recommend and cannot wait to book a return session.

Best experience. Very welcoming and accommodating for a first timer. I was appreciative of him just being a bro where we can just be guys shooting the shit. It made me very relaxed and comfortable!

MormonMan was great to meet! From stepping into his clean apartment to the massage itself, it was great from start to finish. I left feeling rejuvenated and relaxed. Highly recommend him if you’re in the area and can’t wait until I’m back in San Francisco!

The BEST f’in massage ever! Passionate about what he is doing to your body and very intuitive! Expressive and creatively adaptive to your needs.
Thanks man!!!