If the BRAWNY paper towel guy was brawnier, taller, broader-shouldered, had incandescent-blue eyes and a smile like a solar flare, he would be Roy. But only Roy is Roy. And only Roy can give you a massage that feels like Poseidon and all his mermen tumbling you nurturingly in warm roiling waters. Never have I ever. If masculinity and talent were ever the tenets of a theme park, their logo would be Roy. I'd rather have another of his massages than a week in St. Kitts.

A little delayed on my review submission...I saw Roy on June 6th at his place in Weho. Easy location, mixed use complex made parking very easy since it's West Hollywood. Roy was ready for me at our scheduled time. He's good looking, well built not hard on the eyes at all. So not wanting to write another generic massage review, I contacted Roy after reading his page here and his connected website. If you read those, then you know he's serious about what he does and what he believes. That's why I went to him. He practices what he preaches. He's strong, effective, communicates and educates if you're open and willing. He wasn't rushed after our 90 min session, he had water waiting for me to drink, sat me up, and talked while I was hydrating. He didn't rush me out. He's big, strong, and appears powerful in person, but he is calming, comforting and relaxing at the same time. I've not tried a tantric massage, but I think he would be one that I would want to do that with, because he connects and believes in what he does. Notice the lack of usual buzzwords here..I'm real and so is he. I'll see him again when I'm in LA and expand my experience with him through his experiences. Obviously, I recommend him for all the reasons above. Thanks Roy. See ya soon.

We all come to this site with different hopes and needs and desires, and we choose masseurs based on what they say in their profiles and our attraction to their pictures and sometimes we are disappointed. I chose magicblond and was not disappointed. Boy, was I not disappointed! His statuesque handsomeness is only exceeded by the beauty that comes from his soul. He gives so much during his massage that I felt cared for and comforted and held--honored even. Days later, I can still almost feel his strong body next to me, his hands arms holding me tight. I've had a lot of massages in my life. This one was one of the best, perhaps the best.