If the BRAWNY paper towel guy was brawnier, taller, broader-shouldered, had incandescent-blue eyes and a smile like a solar flare, he would be Roy. But only Roy is Roy. And only Roy can give you a massage that feels like Poseidon and all his mermen tumbling you nurturingly in warm roiling waters. Never have I ever. If masculinity and talent were ever the tenets of a theme park, their logo would be Roy. I'd rather have another of his massages than a week in St. Kitts.
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